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I only tweet things to make my sister laugh

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Just called my hamstrings my hash browns.

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one thing I have low tolerance for is a bad pad thai

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I miss @replyall

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does anyone know what a stakeholder is? lmk.

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@grantbarks Okay great that’s what I thought

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No offense to baseball players, but what are they even doing out there.

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Does anyone really even know how to bake chicken?

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@jennnkur I fear Mormon Wives have me in a chokehold but RT Hannah Montana

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I’m sorry but that Hagrid face does not match the Hagrid body.

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thinkin bout joann fabrics 😔

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@jennnguido Me for the past year 🤗

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@jennnguido Couldn’t agree more

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@Adrionic3000 @conniekieuu Woohooo!!! Leggooo!!!

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@justshelby_ who heard it?!!! 👀

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@CarsonTCody @justshelby_ Pecan coming in at #5?! I don’t buy it.

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@lostthecause HAHAHAH SAME

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@justshelby_ remember at soccer practice when we accidentally kicked a f50 soccer ball on the roof and peebs said someone kicked a f150 on the roof roflmao

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@justshelby_ can’t wait for my sisters boyfriends band to get famous so I can become the mousey sister to the it girl I was born to me

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@ROBlN Someone get this to Lorne Michaels stat.

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@mosthaley you will be