Fayresque

Bagged milk is my thing. Politically indirect.

[Fayresque @fayresque]

You can have it any way you choose. Here is a list of my ways you can choose from.

[Fayresque @fayresque]

Thats my baby. ☀️🥰

[Fayresque @fayresque]

Nothing beats getting the hotel gym to yourself. ☀️

[Fayresque @fayresque]

And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be. And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul.

[Fayresque @fayresque]

☀️☀️

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

There’s nothing better on a hot day than downing some mediocre ice cream with a spoon that tastes like a park bench.

[Fayresque @fayresque]

Was a great day. 😊☀️

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

If you grew up saving plastic bags inside other plastic bags

You’re my people

[SweetMarie @Oceanbreeze473]

Being an adult is basically figuring out what to cook with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life.

[Sophie2078 @Sophie2078]

The older I get, the less I argue.
You’re right. Enjoy your wrong life.

[Parker💧 @ParkerOlad]

a movie got 5 minutes to impress me before I turn it off

[🦋 Amy 🦋 @Amy_90_x]

😭😭

[Ty 💋 @imtaitianaj]

Memorizing pothole locations is a survival skill where I'm from 😂

[Fayresque @fayresque]

The grandbabies. 😆

[Kristen @Kica333]

Sorry I’m late. I was trying to open one of those plastic bags in the produce section at the grocery store.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

10PM: I have to sleep.

12AM: I really have to sleep.

2AM: uh oh.

[Chris 𝕏 @Chris__X__]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but the rule of thumb is that the first piece of bread stays in the bag until it meets the last slice of bread...

[TexasTamie @TexasTamieK]

Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.

[masha @masha_slp]

a cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how big or small

[masha @masha_slp]

the feminine urge to keep adding to someone’s gift cuz “it isn’t enough” 😭