Fayzan Patel

Tennis, F1 and Football.

[Fayzan Patel @fayzan_95]

Carlos Alcaraz, so far in the US Open Final:
Set 1: 11 winners, 2 unforced errors
Set 2: 5 winners, 11 unforced errors

#USOpen2025

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

the Mavs traded Luka and you think you’re irreplaceable at work

[Fayzan Patel @fayzan_95]

That is one way of saying how boring the Monaco race is with this generation of cars.

[ESPN F1 @ESPNF1]

For the first time in F1 history, the top 10 of the grid finished as they started 😳

(h/t @virtualstatman)

[Fayzan Patel @fayzan_95]

How do we ensure that @ScuderiaFerrari does not fcuk up yet another @Charles_Leclerc Monaco pole?

F1 Gods: There shall not be any pitstops!

And the rest was history…
#Formula1

[Fayzan Patel @fayzan_95]

Can Leclerc use Sainz’s unused tyres? Asking for a friend.

#QatarGP

[Ed Latimore @EdLatimore]

The problem with text communication is that people read your words in their own voice, filtered through their issues and insecurities.

Then project those issues and insecurities on to you and get offended by something harmless.

[Consulting Comedy @consultingcmdy]

In a work meeting, we don’t say “can you shut up”, we say “happy to take this offline if you’d like” and I think that’s beautiful

[Stefanos Tsitsipas @stefanos]

There should be a millennial edition of the Monopoly game. You just walk around the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.

[Fayzan Patel @fayzan_95]

Losing @rogerfederer and #SebastianVettel from competitive sports in the same year!
No, I am not doing well. #DankeSeb #RForever #F1

[alanis @leclercrews]

can’t believe max verstappen helped charles for the p2 in the standing more than ferrari ever did the entire season lmao

[Fayzan Patel @fayzan_95]

Absolute disgrace…

[F1 TROLL @f1trollofficial]

My respect for Verstappen

[Fayzan Patel @fayzan_95]

Max is a baby. Such a sore loser!

[Sergio P @serpulga]

“I don’t understand why Max didn’t give me the position after all I’ve done for him. If he has two championships it is because of me” Checo post race interview #BrazilGP

[Matt Gallagher @MattP1Gallagher]

Sergio Perez helped Max Verstappen win the world title last year by defending like a LION during the 2021 Abu Dhabi GP

Verstappen refused to give up 6th place to Perez when both titles are wrapped up

Make it make sense?????

[Fayzan Patel @fayzan_95]

After everything Checo did for Max throughout the last 2 seasons. This is just ungrateful.
Is this the beginning of the end. #BrazilGP #F1

[Chris Medland @ChrisMedlandF1]

Verstappen was told to let Perez through if he couldn't pass Alonso. He couldn't pass Alonso, but didn't let his team-mate through #F1 #BrazilGP

[Fayzan Patel @fayzan_95]

The guys at McLaren seeing the clowns at work…

[Ferrari News 🐎 @FanaticsFerrari]

📻 Q1 team radio:

Xavi: “We are going new soft.”

Charles: “It’s drizzling. I don’t know how much longer…but yeah let’s do that.”

Charles: “Used soft guys! USED SOFT! We are in the used soft guys…”

[Fayzan Patel @fayzan_95]

Let the bi-lateral hammering and stat padding begin. Until next ICC tournament that is…

[Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra]

Sri Lanka likely to tour India in December end for 3 ODIs and 3 T20is.

[Fayzan Patel @fayzan_95]

So that one viral TikTok “day in the life @Meta” did everyone dirty, eh?

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

A map of every European City

[Fayzan Patel @fayzan_95]

Those lines ain’t gonna paint themselves.

[Tennis TV @TennisTV]

WOAHHHH 🤤

Mindblowing rally between @domithiem & Tommy Paul!!

#ErsteBankOpen

[Fayzan Patel @fayzan_95]

Let’s goooo Domiiiiii!
@domithiem getting back to his absolute best - 1 step at a time. #ErsteBankOpen #Vienna