Ed

[Ed @Faze_Johnson4]

@LucasPulli @TomBank47233224 Note “a white boy wasted” as opposed to “white boy wasted”

[Ed @Faze_Johnson4]

@TomBank47233224 God forbid a man have a nap

[Freddie Peacock @fredpeacock13]

@Faze_Johnson4 Oh no! Thats so upsetting to hear! Hope your nights out are better soon Ed! 💗 #Abortion #FreePalesitne #Marmite

[Ed @Faze_Johnson4]

@1uke28 First time encountering Little Joshy?

[Ed @Faze_Johnson4]

@1uke28 How has this got 9 likes. Undeserved.

[Ed @Faze_Johnson4]

Another night gone incredibly wrong. Told her I liked her for a second time after being rejected the first time, then woke up next to someone I did not want to be in a bed with.

[Ed @Faze_Johnson4]

Lunch of champions

[Ed @Faze_Johnson4]

@Cesar_SZN miss

[Ed @Faze_Johnson4]

@Cesar_SZN Genuinely appalling tweet

[Ed @Faze_Johnson4]

Dealer just laughed when she pulled a 5 card 21 against my 19. How could this week get any worse.

[Ed @Faze_Johnson4]

Being rejected from McDonald’s pre-interview is a genuine low point in my life

[Ed @Faze_Johnson4]

Watching doner kebab mukbang videos at half one in the morning by myself and I’m not even at uni. What am I doing.

[Ed @Faze_Johnson4]

@TomBank47233224 I still don’t understand how to write an academic essay

[Ed @Faze_Johnson4]

I have never seen a series sequel as bad as Squid Game in my life

[Ed @Faze_Johnson4]

Do I talk about rowing

[Ed @Faze_Johnson4]

When did it all go wrong.

[Ed @Faze_Johnson4]

just chilling, shame my only uni friends are a bunch of povvos. missing my rich mates jus wanna have digestives and cavier and talk about the political agenda. #poor #horny #rememberanceDay #missingmybros

[destiny udawgie @paroldpane]

Sam Garard explaining why he came back from Dubai with ten grand

[Ed @Faze_Johnson4]

@TomBank47233224 I found the whole thing for sale, you are looking in the wrong place

[Ed @Faze_Johnson4]

Spending two years of my life crying over allosteric binding sites just to see paper 1 on twitter for £30.