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[Doinkadect Klomberbatch @Doinkadect]

Is this the first time the UK’s been looking for a new Prime Minister, James Bond and Doctor Who at the same time

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The "Hot Podium Guy" has arrived at No 10

[TARDIS Time @TARDIStime2]

*kate stewart being taken over by the devil*
everyone: not now kate dr who just died

[sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

Oooo I’m Zohran Mamdani my wife is super hot and my football team won its first Prem in 23 years and my basketball team is about to be champions for the first time since 1973. Literally grow up man.

[Aubrey Allegretti @breeallegretti]

A Labour source texts: “Cannot wait to be walking round Makerfield telling everyone to vote Labour to stop Starmer.”

[໊ @soysabil]

“slut era” i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

This country might be about to have its 6th Prime Minister in 7 years.

Why? Because they’ve all failed to take on a rigged economic system that enriches the few at the expense of us all.

People want a society where children don’t go hungry. That is really not too much to ask.

[James Heale @JAHeale]

Catherine West brought down every PM who won a majority since David Cameron

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

I’m really bloody confused now. A few weeks ago, I heard plenty of experts on TV, radio and social media saying that between 400 and 500 seats for The Greens would be ‘a great result.’ Then, we had ‘retweetgate’ and all of the hoo haa that came with it, and countless people were screaming from the rooftops that @ZackPolanski had ballsed things up bigly - apparently the Green vote would collapse like a flat-pack IKEA bookcase thrown together after ten cans of Stella.

With almost all councils in England having declared, the total number of seats rests between 400 and 500 (as predicted for ‘a great result’) and may rise further. Their projected national vote share is also in second place behind Reform and ahead of all the other parties at 18%.

The Greens also have the second-highest rise in seats behind the Reform juggernaut. They’ve gained four councils, two mayors, gone from eight Scottish Parliament seats to thirteen, and picked up two seats in The Senedd.

All things considered, how the hell could this be considered a ‘failure,’ unless of course you’ve got your head lodged firmly up your own bottom?

[thelefttake @thelefttake]

“The door is open and you can leave” - Keir Starmer

Labour 744 (-1,044)

[Michelle O’Neill @moneillsf]

I have contacted SNP leader John Swinney and Plaid Cymru leader Rhun ap Iorwerth to congratulate them on their enormous mandates.

For the first time ever, there could be three pro-independence First Ministers across these islands.

More and more people are looking towards a future beyond the constraints of the Union.

I look forward to continuing to build the friendship between the people of our nations, and to working closely with both John and Rhun in the time ahead.

[NaomiFromKent @NaomiFromKent]

The Jewish Bloc will be on this march as on all previous demonstrations against the annihilation of the Palestinian people and our government's complicity in it. Calls to suppress solidarity with Palestine in the name of Jewish safety implicate Jews in Israel's crimes. Banning protests may increase antisemitism; it will not curb it. @JVoiceLiberatio

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

@Steven_Swinford @tompeck Wes Streeting's main problem here is that people can't stand Wes Streeting.

[gare de guerre @garrrish]

gay dating is so hard bc not only are you limited to 10% of the population, you then have to narrow that down to if they’re compatible sexually, then are they emotionally mature and available, then are you even attracted to them… every happy gay couple is a statistical anomaly

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

It's always "you have ADHD" and never "thank you for telling me 14 stories in 3 mins"

[Omar Hamad | عُـمَـرْ 𓂆 @OmarHamadD]

Happy International Women's Day.

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

I have seen this picture cross my feed many times, and every single time it pulls me up short. His little blue lunchbox, the sneakers that are probably a tad too big because he would grow into them, the straps for his glasses so that he didn’t lose them, his checkered shirt that his little hands might have stumbled over in trying to make sure he got every button right, or perhaps his mother bent down to help him with; his mother who he waves goodbye to, who he loved and who loved him so deeply.

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

@Hepworthclare I'm not worried about your respect, Clare. Thanks!

[MaLih @Lindy_nzabe]

Iran is moving like a country that has nothing to lose😭.

[LBC @LBC]

Zooming in every time Labour's Karl Turner gets angrier about the by-election result.