Oooo I’m Zohran Mamdani my wife is super hot and my football team won its first Prem in 23 years and my basketball team is about to be champions for the first time since 1973. Literally grow up man.
“slut era” i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past
This country might be about to have its 6th Prime Minister in 7 years.
Why? Because they’ve all failed to take on a rigged economic system that enriches the few at the expense of us all.
People want a society where children don’t go hungry. That is really not too much to ask.
I’m really bloody confused now. A few weeks ago, I heard plenty of experts on TV, radio and social media saying that between 400 and 500 seats for The Greens would be ‘a great result.’ Then, we had ‘retweetgate’ and all of the hoo haa that came with it, and countless people were screaming from the rooftops that @ZackPolanski had ballsed things up bigly - apparently the Green vote would collapse like a flat-pack IKEA bookcase thrown together after ten cans of Stella.
With almost all councils in England having declared, the total number of seats rests between 400 and 500 (as predicted for ‘a great result’) and may rise further. Their projected national vote share is also in second place behind Reform and ahead of all the other parties at 18%.
The Greens also have the second-highest rise in seats behind the Reform juggernaut. They’ve gained four councils, two mayors, gone from eight Scottish Parliament seats to thirteen, and picked up two seats in The Senedd.
All things considered, how the hell could this be considered a ‘failure,’ unless of course you’ve got your head lodged firmly up your own bottom?
I have contacted SNP leader John Swinney and Plaid Cymru leader Rhun ap Iorwerth to congratulate them on their enormous mandates.
For the first time ever, there could be three pro-independence First Ministers across these islands.
More and more people are looking towards a future beyond the constraints of the Union.
I look forward to continuing to build the friendship between the people of our nations, and to working closely with both John and Rhun in the time ahead.
The Jewish Bloc will be on this march as on all previous demonstrations against the annihilation of the Palestinian people and our government's complicity in it. Calls to suppress solidarity with Palestine in the name of Jewish safety implicate Jews in Israel's crimes. Banning protests may increase antisemitism; it will not curb it. @JVoiceLiberatio
gay dating is so hard bc not only are you limited to 10% of the population, you then have to narrow that down to if they’re compatible sexually, then are they emotionally mature and available, then are you even attracted to them… every happy gay couple is a statistical anomaly
I have seen this picture cross my feed many times, and every single time it pulls me up short. His little blue lunchbox, the sneakers that are probably a tad too big because he would grow into them, the straps for his glasses so that he didn’t lose them, his checkered shirt that his little hands might have stumbled over in trying to make sure he got every button right, or perhaps his mother bent down to help him with; his mother who he waves goodbye to, who he loved and who loved him so deeply.