Bob Jorgensen

I write jokes and read. I’m as nerdy as it gets.

[Bob Jorgensen @fbaover40]

@KellyScaletta He mourns for Epstein
Yearns for daughter Ivanka
Pedo through and through

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

“I’m Jake Tapper, tonight correspondent Laura Loomer dives into Hunter Biden’s deranged trolling, Kellyanne Conway reveals Joe Biden fell asleep watching TV again, and Ian Miles Cheong confirms Biden is the reason he’s never left Malaysia. Those stories and Catturd, tonight.”

[Bob Jorgensen @fbaover40]

@MattWalshBlog Yeah but you’re into eugenics, so 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@TheMovieMermaid Hager is too hard to pronounce

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Thank you for extraordinary reporting extraordinary stories and we will see you soon somewhere else

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Fixed it

[Bob Jorgensen @fbaover40]

@LucifersTweetz Stephen Miller is an ugly bitch.

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@JonasD46048 Just more ai slop

[Bob Jorgensen @fbaover40]

@mattvanswol Trump skipped his sons wedding because he’s a self absorbed prick

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Can’t believe Tulsi Gabbard gave her husband bone cancer just to have an excuse to get away from Trump.

[Bob Jorgensen @fbaover40]

@TheMovieMermaid As someone who drives a bus, do not recommend.

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@TheMovieMermaid You’re lovely and awesome. Happy birthday

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@TheMovieMermaid AM or PM?

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@AtwinGracie2002 Great. Ceasar’s. Ghost.

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@BlackRose_xo_xo Olive Garden, obviously.

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Don’t talk to my bro, he famous af.

[SIC SEMPER MARK ASS BUSTERS @TheGhostOfJohnM]

Pussy is fucking awesome, my guy. I hope you get some someday.

[Bob Jorgensen @fbaover40]

@BlackRose_xo_xo Humor always for me.

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@thirstyangel_x I mean c’mon.

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@AtwinGracie2002 Great Caesar’s Ghost!

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@LexisDeanna *motorboats respectfully*

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@em_Lazzy @rusteshacklford Me