Ban football clubs from confirming their summer signings if and when. Instead, on the weekend before the season starts, there should be a massive TV show where every club parades their new signings. A whole summer of gossip and rumours that leads up to one huge night. Box office.
I don’t normally share much online these days but I had to with this one!
So I’m doing my usual day-to-day grocery shopping at my local Tescos and this lady comes to me and says ‘Hi I’m sorry but could you help me out with picking an item from the top shelf?’
Coventry United received a 10 point deduction in January.
They were bottom of the table on -4 points, 10 behind Watford.
After hauling themselves back, it was a straight shootout for survival today: if Coventry won, Watford would go down.
This happened in the 97th minute…😱
Something very disturbing just happened in Denmark. A key artwork ("The unsettling duckling", see image) by Situationist painter Asger Jorn was vandalised to an irreparable degree, all of it livestreamed on facebook by a racist and fascist organisation. Read on...
As someone that grew up on a council estate in Brixton, serving in Parliament on behalf of Vauxhall is an honour that I will never take lightly.
My speech on why truth and integrity in politics matters:
I was on a dating app and a guy jokingly wrote “what should we name our first child?” as his intro message and I had to tell him that in fifth grade I lost a bet to my best friend Hannah and have to without question name my first born child Megatron and then the man unmatched me