UPDATE on yesterday's story about the Toronto cops who ate marijuana edibles on duty, then freaked out so much they called the cops on themselves.
The update: when backup arrived, one of them was in a tree. https://t.co/ikGCxxLvBg
My great grandmother whispered to me on the day that I was born- she said the distance between now and the moment that you leave again- will be as far as you dare to imagine and as wide as you dare to endure.
What should Tide PODs be used for? DOING LAUNDRY. Nothing else.
Eating a Tide POD is a BAD IDEA, and we asked our friend @robgronkowski to help explain.