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[ethan 😼🇵🇸 @LlZTRUSS]

this is why liz truss is the goat. she got in, killed the queen, bent the economy over and resigned in disgrace. no pissing about, job done in 2 months. that’s called efficiency.

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

saw a “trans-owned liberation-focused bookstore” post an announcement on instagram this week that they were changing from requiring masks to merely encouraging them

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

There has to be more to life than this

[Ella Dorn 唐棠 @elladorn_]

We should put some shops on Oxford St. where tourists can get their photos taken like this in a real armoured vehicle with authentic flash

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

Type of shite Lorraine Kelly is up to when she’s not presenting her own show

[elli 🌸 @elli_evermore]

what if she’s shopping for HIM? didn’t think of that one did you #NOTWOKEENOUGH #OUTWOKED

[Hon. PolProf of Agile Ceremonies @CeilNoyle]

Presenting right wingers as “progressives” simply because they’re gay

[enter shakira𓅮 @BARFJAMiN]

they’ve diagnosed me with a bad case of rollies

[Ciarán @androgynator]

every job in the uk is like
- army
- army
- care worker
- army
- care worker (relocate to dubai)
- army
- mri technologist specialising in incisionless neurosurgery
- care worker

[danny @d4nnytye]

lesbian vs gay twitter wars don’t really merit lengthy thinkpieces about ‘the community’ because they’re led by shut-ins with no irl queer friends, who are addicted to the rush of being a language cop online. ask them to name 10 queer history books they’ve read and case closed

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

Seems like you just don’t like gay guys and are reverse engineering a moral justification for it - many such cases!

[tom @pricesandvices]

Sad day for people who know the price for scrap metal

[jae @jaeovu]

this is the type of shit michael jackson would be up to if he hadnt died btw

[Seth @seshysaurus]

65 likes on my insta story

[b w 🏛 @monsieurmoscato]

Her hair is STIFF, okay Miss Baltimore Crabs

[Lisa Barlow Updates @thatblisa]

getting high and developing empathy for bethenny frankel

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “What was your screen time?”

Student: “Nine hours.”

BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”

Student: “Stare at a wall.”

[BUGLAGHEM @pullmypiercing]

Why was she in the backrooms