The FICO credit score was introduced in 1989. The average Boomer was around 35 then, which means many of them bought their first homes and cars before an imaginary three-digit number had such a huge impact on their lives. They really did pull the ladder up behind them.
Dude stole two cans of Redbull and gets a BOLO posted by the police department. What happened to my beloved country? I used to steal mango Arizona's almost daily and I'd get chased out of Walgreens the old fashioned way. Fuck this surveillance state