PSA2 7pm be there or continue being a pussy
INJURY REPORT:
Kapilan Rosan vishfjfbhenek- Torn ACL (Not on team)
Missing 6 others (Blake, Wade, Evan, Mia, Ryan, & Kyle) due to fatigue from just playing in the world cup final
Gameday 9:30pm @ PSA1:
Injury report:
Jake Barden- making a new album
Ryan Scott- Trying out for NASCAR
Connor Hart- Out for the season because of a recent failed vasectomy
Drew Christian- Attended his goldfish’s funeral
Kapilan vishfbutjefjfh- Torn ACL
Gameday 9:30pm @ PSA1:
Injury report:
Jake Barden- making a new album
Ryan Scott- Trying out for NASCAR
Connor Hart- Out for the season because of a recent failed vasectomy
Drew Christian- Attended his goldfish’s funeral
Kapilan vishfbutjefjfh- Torn ACL
BREAKING: LeBron James signs a 69 year $69,696,969 contract with Foo FC!! Our source tells us the contract will be signed if we can get his hairline back!! Great work from our reporters @r1chj_ & @DanielShaw01
GAME TONIGHT 8:30 @ PSA1
INJURY REPORT:
Daniel Shaw- Bruised arm from a HBP in a Tee Ball game
Connor Hart- Fell off the treadmill at TFAM (actually happened)
Ryan Scott- Not allowed to go outside when its dark
Kapilan Rosan Visbabtjdmehrh- Torn ACL
After a long hard game with only 6 players, Foo FC suffered their 1st loss in 2 years. This calls for a team meeting to watch Kicking & Screaming to learn from the best. We must regroup and focus on giving other teams the pipe to be champions once again.
🚨INJURY REPORT🚨:
Connor Hart - has a 1 game suspension
Tets Hung - Vasectomy
Wade Gable - Attending a softball game instead
Evan Cure & Blake Gable - Anal Contusion
Drew Christian - Took too much pre workout
Kapilan - Not on the team but has a torn ACL
🔥GAMEDAY🔥
🕣 8:30pm
⚽️PSA1
In honor of father’s day, what better gift to give to your dad than front row seats to a Foo FC game? Bring your dad to see a great game & a exciting new player in @Malcolm__3223
Foo FC obliterates TBD-Calloway for their 1st dub of the szn 7-0!! @hartconnor34 in his coaching debut goes off for one ejection pre-game. The refs took one glance at his BBD body and he was immediately ejected💪🏻🔥
GAME 2NIGHT 8:30 @ PSA1
INJURY REPORT:
Tets Hung - torn ACL & hanging out with Tabi (probable)
Maddie Weimer - Dropped keys down the toilet (questionable)
Grant Kelly - Will most likely be running late in his V4 mustang
Due to health reasons Mike Ditka can no longer coach Foo FC; however, we are excited to have @hartconnor34 step in for the season. He has extreme leadership qualities from playing the tuba at Vines & he will scare the opposing team due to being the #1 BBD in Texas.
To be our brick wall in goal, @Bigfoot__96 has decided to end his career of a cowboy and join Foo FC. In honor of his signing there will be an unlimited amount of copenhagen for our fans to enjoy while watching the game.
After taking a long educational field trip to North Korea in the offseason, Foo FC is back for the summer!! Look out for season tickets to go on sale for $69.69 & pay an additional $6,969 for a chance to meet the team!!⚽️🔥🔥