Foo FC

PSA Indoor Soccer Champions 1-0

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Come support us shaft the opposing team 7:45pm @ PSA1

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PSA2 7pm be there or continue being a pussy

INJURY REPORT:

Kapilan Rosan vishfjfbhenek- Torn ACL (Not on team)

Missing 6 others (Blake, Wade, Evan, Mia, Ryan, & Kyle) due to fatigue from just playing in the world cup final

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Correction 9:15pm https://t.co/LCCGRm9Fh4

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Gameday 9:30pm @ PSA1:

Injury report:

Jake Barden- making a new album

Ryan Scott- Trying out for NASCAR

Connor Hart- Out for the season because of a recent failed vasectomy

Drew Christian- Attended his goldfish’s funeral

Kapilan vishfbutjefjfh- Torn ACL

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Gameday 9:30pm @ PSA1:

Injury report:

Jake Barden- making a new album

Ryan Scott- Trying out for NASCAR

Connor Hart- Out for the season because of a recent failed vasectomy

Drew Christian- Attended his goldfish’s funeral

Kapilan vishfbutjefjfh- Torn ACL

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BREAKING: LeBron James signs a 69 year $69,696,969 contract with Foo FC!! Our source tells us the contract will be signed if we can get his hairline back!! Great work from our reporters @r1chj_ & @DanielShaw01

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GAME TONIGHT 8:30 @ PSA1

INJURY REPORT:

Daniel Shaw- Bruised arm from a HBP in a Tee Ball game

Connor Hart- Fell off the treadmill at TFAM (actually happened)

Ryan Scott- Not allowed to go outside when its dark

Kapilan Rosan Visbabtjdmehrh- Torn ACL

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After a long hard game with only 6 players, Foo FC suffered their 1st loss in 2 years. This calls for a team meeting to watch Kicking & Screaming to learn from the best. We must regroup and focus on giving other teams the pipe to be champions once again.

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🚨INJURY REPORT🚨:

Connor Hart - has a 1 game suspension

Tets Hung - Vasectomy

Wade Gable - Attending a softball game instead

Evan Cure & Blake Gable - Anal Contusion

Drew Christian - Took too much pre workout

Kapilan - Not on the team but has a torn ACL

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🔥GAMEDAY🔥
🕣 8:30pm
⚽️PSA1
In honor of father’s day, what better gift to give to your dad than front row seats to a Foo FC game? Bring your dad to see a great game & a exciting new player in @Malcolm__3223

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Foo FC obliterates TBD-Calloway for their 1st dub of the szn 7-0!! @hartconnor34 in his coaching debut goes off for one ejection pre-game. The refs took one glance at his BBD body and he was immediately ejected💪🏻🔥

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GAME 2NIGHT 8:30 @ PSA1

INJURY REPORT:

Tets Hung - torn ACL & hanging out with Tabi (probable)

Maddie Weimer - Dropped keys down the toilet (questionable)

Grant Kelly - Will most likely be running late in his V4 mustang

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Due to health reasons Mike Ditka can no longer coach Foo FC; however, we are excited to have @hartconnor34 step in for the season. He has extreme leadership qualities from playing the tuba at Vines & he will scare the opposing team due to being the #1 BBD in Texas.

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After an undefeated season last year, our roster has changed to add more talent and depth:

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To be our brick wall in goal, @Bigfoot__96 has decided to end his career of a cowboy and join Foo FC. In honor of his signing there will be an unlimited amount of copenhagen for our fans to enjoy while watching the game.

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After taking a long educational field trip to North Korea in the offseason, Foo FC is back for the summer!! Look out for season tickets to go on sale for $69.69 & pay an additional $6,969 for a chance to meet the team!!⚽️🔥🔥