FC Takes

A charismatic and quirky Saints fan, with deep insightful ball knowledge. Also a pretty funny guy ngl

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Can’t even go in public anymore without people stopping me for a picture because I’m #GrandChampion

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@PebbingOutVCT No it didnt

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@DumzelDenfries We get it bro you play fm

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저는 큰 성기를 가지고 있습니다

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One day I will rule the world

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@Kurt0411Fifa Can you back Argentina in yhe final to jinx them aswell please you fucking spastic

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@ELV_Chalice Are you still releasing a guide for him?

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@Kurt0411Fifa Midas, it’s not looking good

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My homie Murg always acting up

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Good goal Goncalo Ramos

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My 2026 so far in numbers:

Pepes ordered: 92
Showers taken: 2
Women spoken to: 0
Val 5 man sessions dodged by Dizzle: lost count

A bit far off track tbh, we go again fresh in 2027.

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2026 is 49% complete.

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@fitnuu Cyamon

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will he score or not?

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@Kurt0411Fifa PHOENIX NOOOOO

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@victim_burn77 @Kurt0411Fifa

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@ValorINTEL OMG OMG BIG JOHN OMG

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@DumzelDenfries Only person celebrating this is the child factory worker in China mayte.

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@Kurt0411Fifa POP

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I know everyone’s been wondering where it is, so here it is. My World Cup Predictions!

🥇Winner: France
🥈Runners Up: Spain
📉 Flop Nation: Netherlands
📉 Flop Player: Musiala
👀 Dark Horse: DR Congo
🏆 Golden Boot: Mbappe
👶🏻 YPOTT: Yamal
👴🏻 POTT: Yamal