It's Matthew

I am a beautiful person.

any pronouns

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Don't settle for acceptance. That's settling for crumbs, which is bullshit. Demand to be celebrated.

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@SeanFennessey I abandoned Twitter for Threads but came back here just to tell you I do indeed have the "Alien Quadrilogy" boxed set. 🩷

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ATTN Seattle District 3 voters! Tomorrow is primary Election Day, don’t forget to vote, mail-in ballots postmarked no later than 8/1—and vote Shobhit Agarwal for City Council!

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This movie, which shockingly succeeds from every angle, is even better than the fun time I already expected it to be. https://t.co/5m9uEUYNLM

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@STACEYNIGHTMARE #poopenheimer

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One of the keys to a lasting marriage is the ability to keep surprising each other. For instance, Shobhit is suddenly watching a bunch of golf on TV, and I’m like, what the fuck is this shit?

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Are you an optimheimer or a pessimheimer?

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An excellent, precisely crafted film, for which I fail to see the necessity for the IMAX experience. https://t.co/OvGyy2NnWM

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Three hours long and not a single scissoring scene! #barbenheimer

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Crescent Mood

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Exciting new endorsement for Shobhit! 314 Action Fund works to get scientists and/or people with a STEM background elected to office.

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Everyone in Merchandising played hooky today for a team barbecue at Justine’s farm on Whidbey Island.

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What a thrill!

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July #HappyHour is in Renton, at a place whose $15 margaritas *seem* steeply priced, until you discover they serve it with a mixer full of enough excess to make 3 delicious margaritas out of it! We’re definitely coming back here again. 🍸

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Just tagging along to this event, and plenty of others like it, has been deeply illuminating.

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Shobhit speaks at a candidate forum at Nickelsville, a Tiny House Village in Seattle’s Central District.

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I have to tell you: if you want to learn a LOT about your city, just run for City Council. Especially if you want to learn actual facts in the face of oversimplified misinformation about marginalized communities.

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Same shit, different year ... but at least it's still good shit! https://t.co/xb14LwPiic