Francisco Canedo @[email protected]

Freelance Scala developer, Scala trainer, certified Scrum Master, co-author of Play for Scala

[Jorge Galindo @Jorge__Galindo]

Brutally kind (and smart) speech.

[Francisco Canedo @[email protected] @fcanedo]

@Jorge__Galindo Some people put chorizo in their tortilla, others tuna, others… nope, nope, nope, take the coconut tortilla out back and kill it with fire.
So, for me, leave out the coconut and the onion, and put in some parsley. Thanks.

[/Fay-lee-nuh/ @Felienne]

The Netherlands's favourite tech conference about all the things that make us love programming is BACK on June 23rd!

With awesome speakers including @dylanbeattie, @de_gijt and @PetreOU!!!
Aaaaand a lightning talk by @MaritvanDijk77!

See you there?? (or at the preparty!)

[Alex Kuiper @NightWhistler]

We still have tickets available! Come join us for our amazing line-up of speakers!

[Jacques Happe @JacquesHappe]

Ik heb op @trouw-columnist Emine Ugur (@overlistener) gestemd voor Vrouw in de Media Award. Ze is een dappere vrouw, die tegen de racistische klippen op blijft vechten voor een gelijkwaardiger Nederland. Een toonbeeld van onverzettelijke rechtvaardigheid. https://t.co/7pbP37AdLB

[Francisco Canedo @[email protected] @fcanedo]

@SpotifyCares Ok, why is this US-centered podcast serving me Spanish ads? What information is it basing this on or are they playing Spanish ads to their American listeners as well?

[Francisco Canedo @[email protected] @fcanedo]

yo, @Spotify, I'm on the premium plan WTH am I getting a Zalando ad on one of my podcasts?

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Thanks, I'll pass.

[Francisco Canedo @[email protected] @fcanedo]

@whvholst Can it show me my timeline?

[Francisco Canedo @[email protected] @fcanedo]

WTFF, I had to give twitter my date of birth just to be allowed to see a gif of the "Ok, boomer" thing?

[Walter 🇪🇺 [email protected] @whvholst]

@fcanedo Oh, you didn't know that you could have seen it through https://t.co/XjRVb0iGTi without giving up that info?

[Francisco Canedo @[email protected] @fcanedo]

It never fails to amaze me that there are people who are smart enough to build something like this and, at the same time, think it's a good idea.

[Francisco Canedo @[email protected] @fcanedo]

@royvanrijn needs more patatas, like this: https://t.co/1d48FfZjev
onions ruin it for me; try parsley instead

[Francisco Canedo @[email protected] @fcanedo]

@Felienne Congratulations!

[Francisco Canedo @[email protected] @fcanedo]

great, they're even bigger assholes than I thought

[AstaMcCarthy, is hier niet meer. #joinMastodon @AstaMcCarthy]

@fcanedo @whvholst @Buienalarm You will be tracked anyway: https://t.co/sNCttFjCa8
Ditch the app, use the website, combined with add-blocker and cookie killer.

[Francisco Canedo @[email protected] @fcanedo]

@danidonovan every time I need the word "conditioner" (even if I'm just thinking to myself) I need to say "softener for your hair" before I get the actual word

[Francisco Canedo @[email protected] @fcanedo]

Also, stop it with the gaslighting: "To provide the best experiences…"

[Francisco Canedo @[email protected] @fcanedo]

yo, @Buienalarm, I already told you(r app) that I don't want to be tracked. You DON'T need to ask again.
While you're at it, get rid of the dark pattern that tries to fool people in to agreeing.