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God bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become petrol in the car that took your momma to hospital to give birth to you

[Mehr @fcb_mehr]

@Scoretxka It's alright, maybe I'm underrating it slightly cuz the other two are pieces of art

[Mehr @fcb_mehr]

@Sextuple_winner same thought which crossed my mind

[ᥒᥲᥒᥲ ᥡᥲᥕ 🌩 @TheYawLad]

@KojoDessyy Greatest? Continue tickling yourself

[Mehr @fcb_mehr]

@PavlovicEra_ To think they were barely 16 back then and now they almost lead us to a historic treble. They are going to be a reflection of our heritage.

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Congratulations to everyone at the club especially the fans - massive fight and result on the final day! 💪

[El @fifthroman]

If Ronaldo or Messi had Kane’s season, the Ballon d'Or would’ve been sealed since March.

[H @PavlovicEra_]

Kane is better than any version of Cristiano Ronaldo and im 100% dead serious lmfao

Kane is the second greatest footballer of all time after Lionel andres messi.

[L.Prince (Parody) 👑 @LeroyPrince77]

Dayot Upamecano is a joke 😭

[Mehr @fcb_mehr]

Then we wonder why our players don't win individual accolades like the Ballon d'Or

[𝙎𝙝𝙚𝙢𝙨𝙞 🇩🇪🇦🇱 @shemsifcb]

Olise when we need him

[Mehr @fcb_mehr]

@Grandmasta_Hash I think I understand the dajjal hadith now

[HSN 🇵🇸 @Scoretxka]

Barcelona fans are genuinely dense, because how can you turn an absolute insult into "They said the same when Lewandowski"

Lewandowski pushed for it; Kane on the other hand said, "He won't leave"

Where most delusions end, Barcelona fans delusions start from there.

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Uli Hoeneß: "José Mourinho is in the stadium tonight to keep an eye on Michael Olise for Real Madrid? He can keep 5 eyes on him, he still won't get him."

[F @Fabian_v4]

The gap between Harry Kane and the second best player this season is so so big
It‘s not even worth debating who should win the Balon D‘or

[Mehr @fcb_mehr]

kinda insane how almost every World Cup final has had at least one Bayern player representing his national team. Not many people talk about this, we always sign players with international football heritage.

[VIE @perfectionviera]

Is there any club whose entire starting XI made it to the World Cup or is it just Bayern Munich ?

[🧊~ @d_ftbl]

Why's Laimer being grouped with those guys

[Mehr @fcb_mehr]

I initially blamed Kovac for his loan deal not materializing into a permanent signing but the more backdoor stuff being uncovered about him over the years & especially this interview, has shifted my opinion on him. James only has himself to blame.

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

James Rodríguez recalls anecdotes about his time at Bayern in his new Netflix documentary

"In my first year, I was lucky that Carlo Anceloti and Jupp Heynckes spoke Spanish. In the second year, Kovac arrived. Every coach has his favourites, and I wasn't one of them. He wanted the players to do 30 minutes of cycling after training, I would say to him: 'What am I training for? Am I going to the Tour de France or what?' I'm a football player"

On German lessons: "I couldn't get through them, I kept falling asleep. I told him, 'I don't want to learn'"

[Mehr @fcb_mehr]

He was the best midfielder on the pitch during the first leg btw, but this is a convo most people aren't ready for.

[Bayern Focus @FCBayernFocus]

🚨🗣️ Ousmane Dembélé when asked about his individual marking against Bayern :

“Yeah, on Pavlović. He was running everywhere. Unbelievable ! Unbelievable !”

(via @Rothensenflamme)

[maha @secrthistories]

me when i heard the terrorists speaking urdu in iron man

[SO? @noor_supernova7]

For those who don't know, it's been three years and we've been suffering and in great pain that no human being can bear.

[𝘿𝙧𝙚𝙬𝙨𝙠𝙞 @LFCDrewski]

Fabinho and Casemiro midfield