ChavFcRumours

All Rumours Relating to the mighty Chavs and their players.

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I try to be impartial about the Chavs, but need to say something

What the heck has happened to this club? Season 100 and get relegated. @ChavTv

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@alex_hussey_ @chavfc @ClarkThomas___ @yanan Ha, nonces. Top quality banter from the hk lads

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@chavfc @ClarkThomas___ Hearing the slander was along the lines of ‘fuck chav fc’

Something you wouldn’t expect from nan. Disgraceful

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@chavfc @nicolo_loves ‘Illness’? Something admin is trying to tell us?

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Sources from inside the park show that Chav Fc are pulling out all the stops to clutch promotion @chavfc

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@chavfc @nicolo_loves Lies from the park.

Inside sources say he’s wanting a return at cb or st.

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@ChavTv However rumours that baba may be wanted back over Dixie @nicolo_loves

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@ChavTv He is, but isn’t wanted.

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@chavfc @nicolo_loves Hearing it’s due to a fallout in the lockeroom from a string of poor performances, not an illness

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#BABAOUT

I try to stay as a neutral source, but it has to be said.

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@ChavTv According to sources bullcock came back to the park due to blackmailing owners and higher ups about a child ring which would have bankrupted the chavs and was awarded a contract for his silence

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@ChavTv Hearing it’s a very lucrative contract, something that players like baboon or minge could only dream about

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Hearing a 6+ week loan of Savile and Minge. Fans devastated about Savile but elated about Minge.

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@ChavTv Hearing similar, but still some resistance due to a return of clapped minger.

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Rumours in the park of a team hatred towards attacking midfielder Crusty Minge (babatunde) even though the manager seems to back him

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Rumours of a permanent deal for Bullcock after the shift of a lifetime over the horizon @chavfc

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@WifeYanan @ClarkThomas___ @chavfc @Fan50489237 Happy for the both of you. Up the chavs

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Sources from inside the park show that Nobinho will take up central CAM, with YurNan pushed out wide.

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@UrnanF Hearing the contract for Dixie is already written. #NoChance

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@chavfc Hearing massive steaks on the line, a loss could end the chavs, but a win may lead to the permanent signing of my Dixie