FCCincySquirrel

So, I like running onto the soccer pitch... I just wanted to feel loved. #GrabLifeByTheNUTS

[FCCincySquirrel @FCCincySquirrel]

@JamieAmis @England @museband @riverbendpnc @Rovers @fccincinnati I wonder who that Blackburn fan might be…🤔

[FCCincySquirrel @FCCincySquirrel]

@ThePostCincy Roman Fucking Celentano, that’s how.

[FCCincySquirrel @FCCincySquirrel]

@fccincinnati One of the few times that I’d say that a hat-trick scorer isn’t MOTM. That should go to Roman. Multiple huge saves that kept the squad in the position to win, and the two Fire goals came off deflections.

[FCCincySquirrel @FCCincySquirrel]

@Echenique464377 @fccincinnati Especially when you score 5 and the refs decide that the defender having terrible balance is enough to be called a foul.

[FCCincySquirrel @FCCincySquirrel]

@andrew_wiebe NYCFC v FCC. 57’ Evander goal called back because of a foul on Evander? Gonna need some explanation on #instantreplay as that seemed suuuuuuuuuper weak.

[FCCincySquirrel @FCCincySquirrel]

@fccincinnati But not his first on the night…. Thanks for making up for past transgressions!

[FCCincySquirrel @FCCincySquirrel]

@fccincinnati You sure about that?

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 New billboard in Manchester, UK 🇬🇧

Clear. Bold. Unapologetic.

When people have to rent billboards to say what leaders won’t, that tells you everything.

Well done, Manchester.

[FCCincySquirrel @FCCincySquirrel]

@fccincinnati I feel like I’ve seen this one before…

[FCCincySquirrel @FCCincySquirrel]

@fccincinnati Is that his first one that isn’t related to him taking off his shirt?

[FCCincySquirrel @FCCincySquirrel]

@fccincinnati I mean, if you looked like that you’d take your shirt off all the time too.

[FCCincySquirrel @FCCincySquirrel]

@fccincinnati Fastest debut goal?

[FCCincySquirrel @FCCincySquirrel]

@fccincinnati Well take take those yellows.

[FCCincySquirrel @FCCincySquirrel]

@PBrennanENQ Did someone call me?

[FCCincySquirrel @FCCincySquirrel]

@PBrennanENQ I’m convinced he’s our emergency GK.

[FCCincySquirrel @FCCincySquirrel]

@Crew96Times But yet Pat still found a way to win.. this lineup was mainly due to a large number of injuries…

[FCCincySquirrel @FCCincySquirrel]

@cincysoccertalk Mosquera on loan?

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@thenatisc

[FCCincySquirrel @FCCincySquirrel]

@FcHorsey Aged like fine milk.

[FCCincySquirrel @FCCincySquirrel]

@JonDStauffer @PBrennanENQ Kubo for emergency GK. Wouldn’t shock me, but don’t ever want to have to see it.