Fake Jason Chaffetz

Jason Chaffetz is a joke. This account at least tries to be funny. Parody version of FoxNews conspiracy theorist and quitter Congressman.

[Fake Jason Chaffetz @FChaffetz]

@danpisko Thanks Dan. You’re 💯. I am not a journalist. I’m not even a quitter Utah congressman playing an adult thinker on TV. I’m a parody account created to make fun of the real Chaffetz, but the stupidity was depressing and I stepped away for a bit. BTW, your profile chin pic👌

[Fake Jason Chaffetz @FChaffetz]

Man, Trumpy is going to have a hard time topping Biden's speech. I mean... complete sentences.

[Fake Jason Chaffetz @FChaffetz]

I hope women appreciate all the attention Republicans are giving them today to celebrate their 100 years of having the right to vote. We’re super proud of all the women who use that sacred vote to elect a misogynistic, p*ssy grabbing, sexual harasser for president.

[Fake Jason Chaffetz @FChaffetz]

I see Stewart received his talking points from QAnon.

[Chris Stewart @RepChrisStewart]

Democrats should be deeply embarrassed that their leadership has embraced conspiratorial claims about the USPS. We will not be able to seriously address the long term challenges until this political posturing stops.
https://t.co/fz3aeUMyZE

[Fake Jason Chaffetz @FChaffetz]

I notice @RepJohnCurtis is doing virtual town halls because he can’t have a real one. @SenMikeLee has been been doing virtual town halls for years, but only to avoid taking questions from constituents who might challenge him.

[Fake Jason Chaffetz @FChaffetz]

No one has heard from @RepRobBishop in several months. Word is he’s decided to coast out his last term by taking two naps a day instead of one.

[Fake Jason Chaffetz @FChaffetz]

Sources tell me @RepChrisStewart is doing #StaySafeStayHome. He’s continuing his office work of watching 16 hours of FoxNews programming from his living room.

[Fake Jason Chaffetz @FChaffetz]

The can’t take FoxNews off the air or delete the president’s twitter account... so my guess not much they can do 🤔

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

U.S. CyberCom contemplates information warfare to counter Russian interference in the 2020 election https://t.co/olN4EyYw4E

[Fake Jason Chaffetz @FChaffetz]

We Republicans love a white Christmas. A little snow on the ground is nice too.

[Fake Jason Chaffetz @FChaffetz]

...in supporting a corrupt president.

[Kevin McCarthy @SpeakerMcCarthy]

100% of Republicans voted AGAINST the impeachment sham. Our party has never been so unified!

[Fake Jason Chaffetz @FChaffetz]

And... there’s your Romney Flop.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Analysis: Mitt Romney and Susan Collins sound reluctant to rock the GOP boat on impeachment https://t.co/5STNfDo8X8

[Fake Jason Chaffetz @FChaffetz]

It would really, really displease Dear Leader if a whole bunch of people showed up to this rally tonight at 5:30 at the Federal building on State street and 100 S. He would definitely not like it if you brought a friend. Or three. #ImpeachmentEve

[Fake Jason Chaffetz @FChaffetz]

Tithing settlement just got awkward.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Whistleblower to IRS: Mormon Church has amassed $100 billion in tax-exempt fund rather than supporting charitable works https://t.co/KQ7s4gUo8f

[Fake Jason Chaffetz @FChaffetz]

@FakeLDSNewsroom Do you affiliate with any group that wants to destroy America by providing better healthcare, cleaner air and a functional democracy?

[Fake Jason Chaffetz @FChaffetz]

I’m a little disappointed in ⁦@RepBenMcAdams⁩. I prefer my politicians to not think too hard and just go with whatever we at FoxNews tell them. Like ⁦@RepChrisStewart⁩. #utpol

[Thomas Burr @thomaswburr]

.@RepBenMcAdams will announce his decision on the impeachment vote today at 11:30 am MST/1:30pm EST at Murray City Hall in Utah #utpol

[Fake Jason Chaffetz @FChaffetz]

And no other candidate has really started campaigning yet, so...

[Cox for Governor @coxforgovernor]

This is only possible because of a dedicated and recording-breaking team of grassroots donors and volunteers. Thank you #TeamCox! #utpol

[Fake Jason Chaffetz @FChaffetz]

The most Republican thing you’ll see this week are the angry statements that Trump didn’t get a fair process in the House and Mitch McConnell openly starting he’s coordinating the Senate trial with Trump. #Impeached

[Fake Jason Chaffetz @FChaffetz]

Anyone heard from @RepBenMcAdams? Just wondering when he plans to disappoint all the liberals in his district.

[Fake Jason Chaffetz @FChaffetz]

Great impromptu photo. Did someone just ask them if they had any concerns or thoughts about the poor in Utah? #utleg