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My favorite hobby is magnets.

[francesca @fchiodoo]

Did not have washed NBA players trying to reboot Juwanna Mann in real life on my bingo card

[francesca @fchiodoo]

@skinnymysterio She was like if a girl on rock of love with Bret Michaels wrestled which was essentially everything 10 year old me aspired to be

[francesca @fchiodoo]

@Sincubus_ Unfortunately would clash with my fully nude decoupage playboy coffee table /:

[trash jones @jzux]

hinge is sort of like the odyssey in that there are suitors in my house but I low key want to kill them

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Some of you weren't obsessed with greek mythology as a kid and it shows.

[Carbon Helium @CarbonHelium]

Odysseus and his crew for the first 2 hours:

[mon @ClTYOFMON]

Greek mythology is always gonna be that girl like the song of Achilles, hadestown, Percy Jackson, Disney’s Hercules, The Odyssey? You can tell the stories in any format for any audience and it’s always gonna hit

[francesca @fchiodoo]

@rheashorror So sick!!!

[Shadow Knight @shadowknightdk]

the odyssey casually has the best body horror scene i've seen in ages

[francesca @fchiodoo]

Will be seeing the Odyssey 12 more times

[francesca @fchiodoo]

Thinking about the time I politely asked a man if he could help me store my luggage in the overheard and his response was “well I’m not much taller than you” I’m 4’11 he was 5’9 I shoulda shot him

[francesca @fchiodoo]

I love remembering I have free will. I just signed up for pole classes because my other 7 million hobbies aren’t enough.

[Faye @Faye_lucy0]

i am very self aware which unfortunately hasn't solved anything

[francesca @fchiodoo]

Gonna start hammering fruits and veggies in hopes of getting the shit yourself parasite instead of going to the gym

[francesca @fchiodoo]

A man I used to make out with sometimes when I was 16 and he was super not 16 adding me on Snapchat in the big year of 2026

[francesca @fchiodoo]

@Jade_Cargill @heyimashleigh hello

[VivaLaPartyGirlKnoxville @Knoxtius420]

And if I said my second most attractive Jackass member is Pontius what then? And no it's not because I've seen his hammer

[francesca @fchiodoo]

@skinnymysterio So real

[francesca @fchiodoo]

My old nail salon posting fetish content on main is crazy work

[julia @juumelo_]

you want us to have sex? you mean the thing that killed padme??