i’m having a real “you should have paid my rent, go get a fucking job” moment but believe it or not i’m in love with another poor person !!! UGH JILLIAN JUST STOP YOURE SO EMBARRASSING
“i’m really sorry i missed your call to pick you up from the JC, i was drinking absinthe with your dad”
is something i just had to admit in all seriousness
this morning i tried to name all 50 states and i only forgot about 7 (arizona, montana, maryland, rhode island, pennsylvania, oklahoma, tennessee) soo i still wouldn’t know them even if i went to college fr
Babies don't want to be aborted.
Babies don't want to be aborted.
Babies don't want to be aborted.
Babies don't want to be aborted.
Babies don't want to be aborted.
Babies don't want to be aborted.
Babies don't want to be aborted.
Babies don't want to be aborted.
when i find myself in times of trouble, mother mary comes to me, speaking GODDD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? you’re a pink pony girl, and you dance at the club oh mamaa