little green ghoul

uncle Jill

[little green ghoul @fck_grl]

so i pay for cocaine so you can fucking sleep and this cannot possibly be the first time this scenario has caused me agitation

[little green ghoul @fck_grl]

someone remind me that i said something to the effect of “are your ears burning” but it was “my tongue is burning”, respectively?

[little green ghoul @fck_grl]

can only see myself rage baiting tonight

[little green ghoul @fck_grl]

i’m having a real “you should have paid my rent, go get a fucking job” moment but believe it or not i’m in love with another poor person !!! UGH JILLIAN JUST STOP YOURE SO EMBARRASSING

[little green ghoul @fck_grl]

one day i’ll learn how to have fun with mentally stable people but not today fuckers

[little green ghoul @fck_grl]

levels of excitement:
roller coasters
skydiving
war

[little green ghoul @fck_grl]

there are 3 levels of danger:
nothing
driving your car
war

[little green ghoul @fck_grl]

it’s just one of those exchanges in life: i scratch your back, you spit water in my mouth

[little green ghoul @fck_grl]

what the fuck am i giving you cocaine for if you’re going to fall asleep i’m SO CONFUSED

[little green ghoul @fck_grl]

watching the olympics really goes to show: not all italians are from the jersey shore 🤔

[little green ghoul @fck_grl]

“i’m really sorry i missed your call to pick you up from the JC, i was drinking absinthe with your dad”

is something i just had to admit in all seriousness

[little green ghoul @fck_grl]

i keep letting boys do errands for me bc i’m lazy but when am i gonna learn that are LITERALLY GOING TO DO IT WRONG EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME

[little green ghoul @fck_grl]

not me stuck closing the bar literally bc i’m the hot one :///

[little green ghoul @fck_grl]

this morning i tried to name all 50 states and i only forgot about 7 (arizona, montana, maryland, rhode island, pennsylvania, oklahoma, tennessee) soo i still wouldn’t know them even if i went to college fr

[little green ghoul @fck_grl]

did a baby tell u that and can u get said baby for my podcast please

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Babies don't want to be aborted.
Babies don't want to be aborted.
Babies don't want to be aborted.
Babies don't want to be aborted.
Babies don't want to be aborted.
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[little green ghoul @fck_grl]

haha lol my frickin bad

[little green ghoul @fck_grl]

it is nearly 11 o’clock and nary a gentleman suitor has come knocking !

[little green ghoul @fck_grl]

hey internet pls don’t tell my boss :( i can’t even snapchat in this economy i don’t KNOW HOW

[little green ghoul @fck_grl]

when i find myself in times of trouble, mother mary comes to me, speaking GODDD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? you’re a pink pony girl, and you dance at the club oh mamaa