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BLACK TRANS LIVES MATTER | troll of UK 🥔 preparations | haunted & evil | currently unable to even | bi | she/her | cute asshole | 🦞🔥🍍🌵🌁🕉🐻✨

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Interviewer: *looking at my resume* says here you’re an "aspiring side piece”?

Me: that’s my 5 year plan, within 10 years I hope to be murdered in a jealous rage. You know, before the air quality gets too too bad...

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@Johntheduncan the face lift is face lifting

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@1followernodad ok but it would be fun, and we need to have some fun

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@HIRAESCUE YASSSS
https://t.co/EuL3dr9R2I

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My ideal relationship is a contactless Uber Eats driver

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@franifio …so far

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@AOC Healthcare is a HUMAN RIGHT in every country but this one. Being treated for illness or injury is a no-brainer because we have the technology and it isn’t ACTUALLY expensive to help people who are injured or sick. Whether you’re a citizen, immigrant, traveler, visitor, tourist

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@AOC I’ve traveled all over the world w friends and when we needed medical attention, we were given access to that country’s medical services. After we were treated - if there was a bill - the staff was apologetic to be charging us at all. AND the bill was AFFORDABLE (>$100)!

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@wildethingy “careering” is spot on 😭😭😭

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@RespectfulMemes

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@acnewsitics Time to start reminding them that Christians have and continue to shoot up schools, movie theaters, night clubs, grocery stores, etc. etc. etc. on US soil

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@covie_93 NATO has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

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@AOC it's giving, "yeah. im not reading all that. sorry that happened. or congrats. or whatever" lol ilysm

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@IGN can he not?

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Lying and flip-flopping and indecision really having a long ass moment right now

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Crazy, if true

[U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement @ICEgov]

False. We were never there.

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@yeeeerika anything by Spoon

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@AGoldmund The nail tapping is so gross

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@BeardsonBeardly extra points if you blow them up because you think their houses should belong to you and you don’t like the way they look

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@Vhalechark vaccinate me against men

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@Vhalechark so true, bestie

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@bobbylikesbeers it needs chive cream cheese, we know this