you’ve got yourself a deal, i wouldn’t want cartman around me for any reason, like at all.
so, how’s life? and don’t you dare just say fine. how is it ACTUALLY.
i’m serious .. i can’t —- HAHAHA!
he-HE-he told stan that his mom is so ugly that they ..
( he wheezes, desperately trying to catch his breath before continuing. )
FAKED COVID SO SHE WOULD PUT A MASK ON!
that’s so mean, but oh my GOD, i’m crying REAL tears.
( kyle immediately bursted into a fit of laughter, doubling over as he attempts to collect himself.
a hand raises in an attempt to cover his mouth, though it does little to stifle the obnoxious snickering that followed. )
DUDE —- kenny. you should’ve 𝙎𝙀𝙀𝙉 stan’s face!
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@DipsomaniacGal ( a faint ‘comingg!’ could be heard behind the door, the sound of kyle going down the steps quickly followed.
she is greeted with a big grin as he opened the door, stepping off to the side to allow her to enter. )
hi stan! you came so soon, you must be super excited.
📲 : @DipsomaniacGal
📲 : movie marathon tn? i just bought a bunch of movies earlier, they look sick!
📲 : cmonnnnn, i even picked some out that you’d like!
oh.. really? you weren’t being mean to me?
well shit— i feel like a total dick. i’m so sorry. you are right, i am twisting your words and just pissing myself off.
( he takes a second to breathe and reevaluate himself before speaking again. )
i should have
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Because you are twisting my phrasing to something hostile and working yourself up over it, that's how.
Take some deep, long breaths. You're letting anger get into your head and cloud your thinking.
I really wasn't freaking out, and I didn't snap at you, not in the slightest.
tell me about it. i must have been sleeping during class when they taught this or something, cuz i don’t remember this. like at all.
( his brows knit together as he concentrates, lightly nipping at the end of his pencil.
eventually scribbling his best efforts
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settle in. )
( Tapping end of pencil against chin, thinking the question over a few times before writing down once confident enough with an answer. )
I definitely don't remember this one being brought up in class.