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occupational whore

[reid @thereidfeed]

walked 20 min outside without a mask with 400+ air quality index to get chipotle — WITH lettuce and cilantro sauce

[Offseason Mode @Ferd_Turgeson]

President pronoun

[Fleet @Fleetwood_Smack]

Angel Numbers🤭🤗. Get outside and enjoy it!

[₍ᐢᐢ₎ @zaiiiiiika]

when guys have abs i’m like hmm so there’s no girl in ur life who really loves u

[ghostluvr83 @ghostluvr83]

men’s nudes are like actual gore im serious

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

They need to kill 17 niggas

[kanoa @heelbitee]

soup is called that bc when u eat it ur so up

[eggnog @sdhgsdlfighs]

why do all cops get mad as hell when you try to take their gun 😭😭😭😭😭

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

if your bf ugly as fuck and he don’t make me giggle within the first 5 minutes of meeting him i’m calling the police and telling them he touched me without consent

[dani @cutestsmallest]

every time I get on a plane they invent a new boarding group so far back that is for only me

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

inshallah she will be found

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

It's fine if you listen to Morgan Wallen I just don't think you should be allowed to vote

[michelle @chlorophormgirl]

I’m miserable because I never got to try the Panera lemonade that killed people

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

staying up all night to turn 27 like a kid on Christmas except when the clock strikes 12 I just grab my revolver and do something funny

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

they should give one person on love island a gun but nobody knows who

[Kerri @kerri_wtf]

I just fucked the baddest bitch ever but some of you might call it masturbation.

[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

[Brolment of Triumph @2Big2Broly]

I didn’t even consider she was Japanese maybe I’m a bad person

[miia @miiagarro]

you’re in his DMs

i have him blocked

you will understand in time