Molester City FC

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[Molester City FC @FcMolester]

First game back of the season, normality is restored with a dub #upthepink

[Dan @danielkentt_]

@Jaack You mean this?

[Molester City FC @FcMolester]

@officialga11 Could find space for you in our team I reckon?

[Molester City FC @FcMolester]

@SNIPERClTY Things you love to see

[Sniper Forest @SNlPERFOREST]

UP THE SNIPER!!!
Resilient performance from the boys running out 3-0 winners against a stubborn opposition. Goal for gabe and an own goal overshadowed by a debut goal from late call up Dan Gaw spotting the keeper off his line and lobbing him from his own half

[Molester City FC @FcMolester]

@FCBarcelona Don’t suppose you have Lionel’s number do you?? We can make space for him in our team

[Molester City FC @FcMolester]

My Hero ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[GOAL @goal]

Marcus Rashford 🙌

• Raised £20 million to help supply 3 million meals to children.

• Began a campaign to help homeless people.

• Learned sign language to judge a poetry event in a deaf school.

• Persuaded the government to provide free school meals for children.

[Molester City FC @FcMolester]

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[Manchester United @ManUtd]

3️⃣9️⃣ days ago 🗓
3️⃣9️⃣ on his shirt 👕

A Stretford End classic from @McTominay10 😍

#MUFC #ThrowbackThursday

[Molester City FC @FcMolester]

@SXmr6j19vlI1LfF @realDonaldTrump All of those at Molester city would like to apologise for the fact that you can’t take a joke. Many thanks.

[Molester City FC @FcMolester]

To all #Molesters, I am sad to announce, that due to the chinese virus, as @realDonaldTrump would say, football has been cancelled until further notice. RIP

[Molester City FC @FcMolester]

@metafuncs @realDonaldTrump Wow! What a great watch. 10/10, would recommend to a friend.

[Leyton Orient FC @leytonorientfc]

🤷‍♂️ Sure, connect four is cool but we’ve got a better idea!

We need 63 other teams to enter a knock-out FIFA 20 tournament.

To enter, all we need is the club to RT this tweet.

We will host a live draw this Tuesday…

🙏 for an away day to @ManCity

#UltimateQuaranTeam #LOFC

[Molester City FC @FcMolester]

I would like to thank tonight’s opponents. In light of COVID-19, for once, they didn’t spit at our team, in a way of preventing the spread of the disease. Greatly appreciated.

[Molester City FC @FcMolester]

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[Jack Hadrill @jack_hadrill]

@FcMolester When you got bricklaying at 4 and Astro at 7

[Molester City FC @FcMolester]

@RuDdErS84 @CammyLee @DanGaw1 After management held a post match discussion, the outcome was for Ginger Pele to be awarded for his superbly taken strike in a tight game.

[Molester City FC @FcMolester]

Tough tough game tonight, battled a 1-1 draw against a dirty opposition, we’ll fought by the boys tonight.

[Molester City FC @FcMolester]

Man of the match this week goes to the ginger pele, Josh. Has been consistently good in the last few matches but with his greatly taken goal today, finally is rewarded with the accolade.

[Molester City FC @FcMolester]

Mug of the week this week goes to @mohamed48811887 for again, his whining off the ball and his poor poor shooting. Cant recall him having a shot on target out of his 18 attempts. Poor.

[Molester City FC @FcMolester]

With all the panic about COVID-19, we can confirm that tomorrow’s game is ON as it currently stands. Something about having no fans or something???