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Chaz and Xander Show co-host.

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@Curaleaf_Inc Curaleaf was my favorite Russian oligarch owned business to work for!

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@BlightYoakam Well do me first although I’ve never done nothing wrong in my life #perfect #handsome

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@smartthought5 Heard of a band da other day called Mighty Mighty Boscovs. Haven’t been to that shop in a while but apparently the NASDAQ is booming. Might look into purchasing some of their stock now that the river is open in Hormez

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@smartthought5 Probably need to introduce her slowly with Really Big Fish

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@smartthought5 U frickin kidding? she ain’t a queen if she hates Less than Jack

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@harrisongordo13 Just plow into me (on the drivers side) I’ll have a spirit in my mouth and in the most scratched up Honda civic in Philadelphia

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I have a sinus infection now. Don’t take DIY medical advice from Jack Bensinger! (This sounds like a joke but it’s all true) I can no longer hear in 4k and my eyeballs feel like they are gonna pop out of my skull

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I heard @JackBensinger on his podcast mention using a waterpik to blast his earwax out and I did that and now I’m hearing in 4k

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@harrisongordo13 I’ve never worked hard a day in my life because work sucks! (I will literally also quit my weed dispensary job today)

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@Iittlstrawberry Yeah and she’s 16 years old and still acts the same when she was 1 and i have her name tattooed on my arm

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@TheCamSays @SOTSPodcast I wanna fuck a dog in the ass

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@SOTSPodcast Ran away from home for 2 hours because my mom wouldn’t let me go to see them in 2004

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@smartthought5 What’s so ducking funny

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@smartthought5 Not a joke my dad disappeared for 24 hours during my sisters 1st anniversary and asked for a divorce and then conveniently put a pool in my childhood backyard soon after

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@BUDDYHEAD_ I’m not sure how this gets anyone excited to eat Applebees slop but please anyone with the nuclear code please hit it

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@jhumphries88 Yeah man I also love sucking on riblets until im told not to

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@Czar_Of_Silly It’s not gay to give your buddy a lil second hand smoke even if your lips touch

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@PeachProof23 I could walk to the Kmart in my town and we would steal a pack of cookies and offer them to random customers and record on a VHS camcorder and called it “glutton hunt” during the CKY2k era.

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Eating the second half of my Wawa Italian hoagie that I left my in car for 8 hours in direct sunlight

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Taking Vyvanse feels like the Daytona 500 is happening in your brain and a car is driving in circles super fast and everyone is cheering you on while in the back of your head you’re wondering why is everyone so excited about a car driving in a circle super fast 500 times