FCPD

Dispatch at the Flip City Police Department

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@rbLance Spontaneously combust?

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@rbLance Can't argue with that.

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@rbSpin Careful there, pokey...

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@rbSpin Don't look at me. @rbLance is the one with the thing for fur...

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@rbLance I'm not sure how to answer that. Why do you think I would know? What are you implying?

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@rbLance This can be arranged...

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@rbLance Should I send Zoboshi?

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Sometimes I really regret working the night shift.

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@rbSpin Why are you writing to him when he's in the room with you?

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@rbSpin Look up.

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@rbLance Maybe it'll jump-start your brain.

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All units: @rbLance is apparently in trouble and stuck upside-down. Someone please investigate.

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@rbLance Pancake!

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@rbLance Are you familiar with the term "too much information"?

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@rbSpin You spelled "crazy" wrong.

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@rbLance Why exactly are your fingers oily...?

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@rbSpin Congratulate him?

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I have confirmation that the pics of Lance's butt will be on the news tonight. Don't worry, they'll have a warning before it airs.

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@rbLance I think you mean your butt again. You're kinda obsessed, aren't you?

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Actually, never mind. The bottot seems to have won. Kuzuri are being sent to laugh at @rbLance and take pictures.