Shakib Donetsk FC

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5️⃣ 🔜 7️⃣ ⁉️🤫...

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FT: @FcShakib 9-7 Queenstown Rangers

Feisty. Queenstown down to four plus ‘gate’ gate

⚽️ x3 Mr Yips
⚽️ x3 (-1) P. Scratchy 🇮🇪
⚽️ x2 @thegoatdawg 🤖
⚽️ Mr Ned

6 wins from 6. Charlie has brought this club back from the brink

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🚨FT: @fcshakib 11-5 RB FC

Unnamed player stuck in the office ⚽️ x7
Muted ⚽️ x2
Yips ⚽️ x1 (48 shots at their keeper)
Joney ⚽️ x1

A nervy start saw Shakib slip 4-2 down, as RB targeted the sick man of Europe in goal. But Shakib came through to set up a monster clash next week

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🚨 YOUR LINEUP FOR TONIGHT’S CLASH AGAINST RB FC 🚨

GK: Neil Kelleher 🇮🇪
DEF: Joney 🇦🇺
MID: Scratchy Muted 🇮🇪 🇨🇮
ST: �� 🐶 🇱🇰

If we lose today, we fold. If we win, we feast on the worm’s ashes

Happy St Patrick’s Day to those who over-celebrate (Angus) ☘️

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🔈 🚨 Breaking News - @thegoatdawg facing a two game ban for his behaviour at half-time

It is alleged @thegoatdawg went over to JJ and said: "If we don't win the league, I'll [expletive] blame you."

When asked for comment, @thegoatdawg told reporters to “zip it worms”

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🚨 FT @FcShakib 8-6 The Worm

⚽️ x3 Scratchy
⚽️ x3 Walker
⚽️ x2 Srikanthan (yips muted)

Roughest treatment of a worm since Amsterdam. Sound the alarms, Shakib are coming for the title

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🔈 Chairman @thegoatdawg speaking to the media after tonight’s 7-7 draw:

“Lowest day in Shakib history in recent memory. Not seen as pathetic a showing since the days of Walden FC & AFC Fusion.”

He then started rambling about a new Shakib 75 programme to improve fitness levels

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FT: Shakib 7-7 the worst team ever

Wheels have come off. The group stage cup exit has done serious damage to squad morale

Disgrace. JJ bottled it. Matt nowhere to be seen. Jonah arranging fake meetings.

Wish I’d just gone to the wedding with no veshti.

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Someone take Olly off

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Watching a Shakib disasterclass live from Vauxhall

Drawing 7-7 to genuine morons

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Can you tweet something like

JJ glass wrists. Tapper lazy. Angus maybe the worst player of all time. Gaz @mousadembele from make a wish.

COME ON YOU SHAKIB!

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Shakib players seen partying at augmented reality darts and drinking 0.5% beers despite the team being on dry January just HOURS after crashing out in the group stage.

The fan deserve better.

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Absolute shambles. Shakib crash out in the group stage

Henry got the yips
Hal sent off
Angus celebrating own goals
Jonah shooting from 40 yards
Gaz diving into the opposition penalty area.

Lowest moment for the club since Walden

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🚨 🚨 SHAKIB ARE BACK 🚨 🚨 and it’s TOURNAMENT DAY

YOUR STARTING LINE UP
GK: Angus
DM: Jonah
CM: Hal
CM: muted
ST: Gaz

CMON YOU SHAKIB

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The Kennington ref when he sees us spending 20 minutes recording trophy celebrations for a title we haven’t actually won yet

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Tapper when he scores 5 goals against children and then goes missing for the rest of the season

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..and finally the big one

🏆 PLAYER OF THE SEASON

@NiallSolomon

On crack the entire season. Great saves, fantastic distribution to the oppo striker and stole my Floki set for 6 months

End of thread 🧵

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🏆 🏆 End of Season Awards:

Newcomer of the Season:

Joe 🐐 (pictured here on holiday in Oman)

(1/10)

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🏆 **Goalkeeper of the season**

@KemloRose

In many ways, his own harshest critic, so nice to get some external recognition. Well done Kemlo!