ryder

I know a thing or two about a thing or two

[ryder @fctclxttraction]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 15 Dec 2014 (via @twi_age).

[ryder @fctclxttraction]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 15 Dec 2014 (via @twi_age).

[ryder @fctclxttraction]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 15 Dec 2014 (via @twi_age).

[ryder @fctclxttraction]

New #HollowKnight game Silksong looks amazing. Found a giveaway here: https://t.co/az2uj6OMJv

[ryder @fctclxttraction]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years, since 15 Dec 2014 (via @twi_age).

[ryder @fctclxttraction]

What the fuck is up?

[Complex @Complex]

Mr. Crabs wylin

[ryder @fctclxttraction]

So like... if we used to talk can you message me and tell me who you are? It’s been a minute and I don’t know anyone’s new @‘s

[ryder @fctclxttraction]

Well this is nostalgia central. What’s up, lads?

[ryder @fctclxttraction]

Im 23 now and it still sucks

[ryder @fctclxttraction]

I turned 21 irl and haven't really felt the same since lmao I'm old and sad

[ryder @fctclxttraction]

It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 4 years (since 15 Dec 2014).
And you? https://t.co/JsG08uofhC

[ryder @fctclxttraction]

I disappear so often lmao

[ryder @fctclxttraction]

This song still makes me miss Dax.. I hope you come back some day

[bell⋆ 🍉 @spiderlingdaya]

I will never not be in awe when Tom switches from accents so fast

[ryder @fctclxttraction]

Hello, remember me?

[ryder @fctclxttraction]

Quick mafs https://t.co/Ic2me03bGB

[zayn @zaynmalik]

1/1/2018 2+0+1+8=11

[🏆 - kermit gulag @scullyenjoyer]

rey: im a lesbian
kylo: i thought u were a jedi

[ryder @fctclxttraction]

I'm 22 now and it still sucks tbh https://t.co/ncPc7pLqEk

[ryder @fctclxttraction]

I turned 21 irl and haven't really felt the same since lmao I'm old and sad

[Brian Wecht @bwecht]

Audrey (3yo): Daddy, cast a spell on me!
Me: OK! This is a happy spell. It makes you happy!
*long pause*
Me: Well, did it work?
Audrey (without emotion): Daddy, look at me. Do I seem happy?