Ferrell Datcher

ND Alum, An Unapologetic Texas Liberal, I adore Britney Spears, A hotelier by trade. Do not come for me unless I send for you.

[Ferrell Datcher @fdatch]

Rule number one for anyone who dates me has always been and will always be: I sing Beyonce’s part when we duet.

Rule Number two: I am always the Jay Z rap feature.

Exceptions to rule number 2: Crazy in Love & Rihanna’s Umbrella (I’m Rihanna).

[Ferrell Datcher @fdatch]

Why are people like this? Leave these damn zoo animals alone.

[Jesus Jiménez @jesus_jimz]

First, a leopard went missing.
Then, cuts were found in a monkey enclosure.
Then, an endangered vulture died in “unusual” circumstances.

Now, two emperor tamarin monkeys were apparently taken from the Dallas Zoo. | by @AprilMRubin https://t.co/xcXPqx6Un8

[Ferrell Datcher @fdatch]

Here’s a thought… stop going out of your way to kill people who do not impact you. Staying alive, healthy and whole is all folks want…. Then here (statistically) comes some boy with a bland three part name to take that away. Because folks have the nerve to simply exist…?

[San Antonio Express-News @ExpressNews]

Saturday's shooting brings back memories of the 2016 massacre at the Pulse nightclub in Orlando, Florida, that killed 49 people. https://t.co/VErYexSDUF

[Ferrell Datcher @fdatch]

I have watched Goldie Hawn movies all day. That woman is a national fucking treasure.

[Ferrell Datcher @fdatch]

The Senator literally wrote a middling endorsement of himself and the Salt Lake Trib printed it.

[Ferrell Datcher @fdatch]

Isn’t the federal government the largest employer in this nation? I don’t believe the senator understands what the word “limited”means…

[Ferrell Datcher @fdatch]

Whew… do young adults think the world was honest and operated without chaos before them? Because they’re how do you say… CLUELESS! 😂😂😂

[Ferrell Datcher @fdatch]

My college roommate and his brilliant wife are here in Denver. And I cannot overstate how great it is to find people who feel like a hug and sunshine.

Also, I miss living in Philly.

[Ferrell Datcher @fdatch]

*whispers* Every contest relying on majority votes instead of specified measurable criteria…. Is a fucking popularity contest.

Y’all are too big to not recognize this.

[Ferrell Datcher @fdatch]

I do not care to hear about misogynist billionaire rappers with mental disorders or the antics of a ghetto family-run business owner with a slate of legal troubles and narcissistic personality disorder.

Their rhetoric is equal parts foolish, reckless, and dangerous.

[Ferrell Datcher @fdatch]

Also today….I guess celebrity folks and fmr Chief Executives are doubling down on their hate speech- to which the media is responding by *checks notes* Printing and broadcasting the thoughts of raving lunatics.

[Ferrell Datcher @fdatch]

I guess more importantly- don’t get harmed because you don’t shut your trap. How does one get the last word if they are *poof* now on their ancestral plane?

[Ferrell Datcher @fdatch]

I will never understand what goes through people’s minds when they escalate a situation up to the point where they get shot or stabbed. And it’s always over something insignificant like a damn parking space or condiments.

[Ferrell Datcher @fdatch]

Do folks want other people to not have things -so badly- because of… a corporate policy? “The policy is two mustard packs, sir! JUST TWO!”

A lot of those rules are made up, y’all! Don’t get shot because of line item budget savings on vendor sourced supplies.

[Ferrell Datcher @fdatch]

If only people in one location (say like Philadelphia) could use a search tool to find out if other folks in far flung places (like, IDK… NYC or DC or even Pittsburgh) are experiencing the exact same security concerns in their city centers. A tool like that could be helpful

[Ferrell Datcher @fdatch]

I will buy an ax, chop down a real tree, and drag it behind a Lyft bike through the ghetto streets of Denver before I pay $379 for a FAKE 8ft tree.

[Ferrell Datcher @fdatch]

Y’all…. These people are charging $300+ for ARTIFICIAL CHRISTMAS TREES!

[Ferrell Datcher @fdatch]

WE KNEW IT WAS NOT AN ACCIDENT 30 YEARS AGO…. Like WTF?

[NBC10 Philadelphia @NBCPhiladelphia]

The death of five children and six adults killed in Philadelphia’s infamous 1985 MOVE bombing was not accidental but instead homicide, the city now acknowledges. https://t.co/mWWv4WXzcm

[Ferrell Datcher @fdatch]

@ItsDanaWhite Facts!

[Ferrell Datcher @fdatch]

@raptor_chatter SHUT UP…. You’re in Denver?!

[Ferrell Datcher @fdatch]

I, too, am in the 40-50 range. I once switched my flight from NYC—> PHX seven times in one day and missed all seven flights. 😂

And I’d do it again. 🤷🏾‍♂️😂

[BIG BAG JAZ 💰 @JazTheRapper]

How many flights have y’all missed in y’all life ? I’ll go first. 40-50