fdaw88

Investor Relations by day, Photographer, Painter, Baker and most importantly, Expert in the Art of Sarcasm.

[fdaw88 @fdawood]

@FreePeople worst customer service ever — sent my order to an address on the other side of the country, customer service says “sure we’ll refund you” but then later refuse to take any action. Own up and refund your customers when you fuck up!

[♡ kiran ♡ @kiranverse]

why do men think guessing ur ethnicity is a good form of flirting

[fdaw88 @fdawood]

@Delta my flight is leaving in an hour and I need to do a flight change. I’m a medallion level member. Why can’t I even get someone on the line to help me with my reservation? It’s two hour wait times.

[fdaw88 @fdawood]

Entered to win tickets to @arroyosecowknd from @passtheauxco — https://t.co/L32WJkeTRT

[fdaw88 @fdawood]

@Delta Not the last time it happened. Thanks @Delta for nothing!

[fdaw88 @fdawood]

@Delta are you ever going to do something about the poor customer service and delays that have only increased over time? Missed the holidays with my family thanks to you guys!

[profloumoore @loumoore12]

Imagine losing your shit over nonviolent protests, but keeping your cool over mass killings.

[St. Vincent @st_vincent]

I have so many regrets to look forward to.

[fdaw88 @fdawood]

Park walks with my favorite #boston

[fdaw88 @fdawood]

Damn that's good, gurl. #soundcloud @bopenglishmusic #newmusic | https://t.co/BKhYy6iDgT

[fdaw88 @fdawood]

Legit. https://t.co/O1aiwQKagx

[The Knocks @theknocks]

Then delete his account https://t.co/oicFOwSKOO

[fdaw88 @fdawood]

Also #fuck2017

[fdaw88 @fdawood]

I want this asap. #Food #fattyme | https://t.co/JbJhk6wwEx

[fdaw88 @fdawood]

#fuck2016

[Griffin's Cool 2018 Tweets @griffinmcelroy]

Dude every time you say "Wrong" another tweet of the thing you said you didn't do goes viral, this has happened a billion times man

[fdaw88 @fdawood]

Is anybody going to say anything about Trump straight up lying about the Patty Doyle CNN interview? #Debates2016 https://t.co/FCNkgCCSOz