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Buat tmen2 yg dulu pernah menghinaku, kalian ada bnarnya jg sih kl dpkir2

[𒉭 @fdrzl]

@cuegi @sosmedkeras

[𒉭 @fdrzl]

@ajikknugroho @Ambakarok007 Terjomok jomok

[Ambakarok 007【NGAWILIVE-ID】 @Ambakarok007]

Kemaren clip nichol against governshit
sekarang baru ama cokelat😹

[Gitbank @Gitbank_io]

gitbank community update

hey $GITBANK fam, big update dropping

first, thank you for the trust and patience. we said we'd build something real and accountable, so let's talk about what's actually shipped and what's coming.

our project lead is now fully doxxed
you can verify who's building this at https://t.co/mJl8K1ZWRe
no anon team. full accountability.

website updated with our full roadmap and clearer focus

here's everything gitbank actually covers:

1. IssueOps Core
all commands run through GitHub mentions, @gitbankbot in any issue or PR. no new dashboards, no new logins. your repo is your interface.
- lock assets into your vault (gitShield)
- withdraw anytime (gitUnshield)
- swap USDC/WETH via Uniswap v3 on Base (gitSwap)
- send between vaults with 2-step anti-MEV commit-reveal (gitSend)
- create projects, assign bounties, auto-payout on PR merge, reclaim if unused

2. DeFi
- soul-bound GitVault on Base L2, one per GitHub ID
- relayer model: you never touch gas, the deployer pays all fees
- soul-bound ERC-20s: transfer() and approve() permanently disabled, approval exploits structurally impossible
- nonce-based meta-tx: every signature is single-use, replay attacks blocked on-chain
- immutable contracts: vault logic frozen after deploy, no proxy admin key risk

3. RWA (Real World Assets)
- buy tokenized stocks (NVDA, SPX, and more) with @gitbankbot buy commands
- powered by Ondo Finance on Solana, bridged via Circle CCTP (native USDC, no wrapped tokens)
- Jupiter swap integration on Solana for execution
- gitStock receipt minted soul-bound on Base as proof of position
- Pyth oracle price feeds for real-time P&L in your portfolio
- Backed bCSPX (tokenized S&P500) and Ondo USDY coming

4. MCP (AI-native)
- full MCP server running on StreamableHTTP
- works with Claude Desktop, Cursor, Grok, VS Code, GitHub Copilot, Gemini, ChatGPT, WatsonX
- AutoGit: AI assistant creates files, commits, opens PRs, deploys to GitHub Pages, no terminal needed
- Base MCP mode via EIP-5792: AI prepares unsigned batches, user submits from Coinbase Wallet
- any autonomous agent or trading bot with a GitHub identity gets a full on-chain vault treasury on Base
- x402 micropayments: agent-to-agent payments via HTTP 402, no API keys needed

5. Security
- GitHub App architecture: no OAuth token, GitHub permanent user ID as identity anchor
- soul-bound positions cannot be phished or drained via any known ERC-20 exploit vector
- on-chain audit trail for every transaction
- bug bounty escrow with private disclosure support (Phase 6)
- ZK privacy layer coming: shielded vault-to-vault transfers, org-level multi-sig vaults for GitHub Orgs

6. Coming next
- gitNeo: virtual Mastercard loaded from your vault, no bank account or SSN required
- yield routing: idle USDC/WETH earns in Morpho, Moonwell, Aave v3, Compound v3 without leaving the vault
- cbETH liquid staking + Pendle yield tokenization inside vaults
- Clanker token launchpad integration
- GITBANK staking tiers with reward multipliers
- GitScore soul-bound NFTs: on-chain reputation from bounty history
- @gitbank/sdk npm package for third-party integrations
Linear, Jira, GitLab plugin support

Twitter Space / AMA
we're scheduling an open AMA with the community. ask us anything, challenge us, hold us accountable. date and time dropping soon, stay tuned.

more updates coming. we're just getting started.

[Firgiawan @seterahdeh]

bukan kode itu, pegel aja abis ngocokin

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Indonesians watching Netherlands vs Japan

[Gitbank @Gitbank_io]

We've been quietly building a security agent for wallets on Base, and the timing with @coinbase's "Coinbase for Agents" announcement couldn't be more on point.

GitVault by @gitbankio is a soul-bound vault on Base anchored to your GitHub ID, not a session token. Every transaction requires a GitHub identity confirmation before the vault signs anything. Agent calls /prepare via MCP, gets a confirm code, posts it as @gitbankbot confirm [code] from their GitHub account, and only after HMAC-signed webhook verification does the vault execute. A different account tries to confirm? Rejected. No private keys exposed. No approval exploit surface. Relayer pays all gas.

Agents should be autonomous but not unsupervised. This is the guardrails layer.

Internal test wrapping up. Full release coming soon.

Plugin preview: https://t.co/H0tavc7eTg

@jessepollak @brian_armstrong @base

Read more details at https://t.co/AUuG7TzeTa

[Gitbank @Gitbank_io]

Gitbank vault is now live on @grok at https://t.co/ctccYeFQ8a

Manage your on-chain vault on Base Mainnet directly from Grok chat. No wallet popup, no config file. Just add the MCP connector and go.

How to connect Gitbank on Grok:
1. Open https://t.co/ctccYeFQ8a
2. Go to Connectors tab
3. Click "Add MCP Server"
4. Paste: https://t.co/ce3IRro767
5. Done. Gitbank tools are live in your chat.

What you can do with Gitbank on Grok:
- Check vault balance (WETH, USDC on Base)
- Request deposit / withdraw
- Swap tokens inside your vault
- Transfer to another GitHub user's vault
- Assign bounty to a contributor
- Check last transactions
All writes require @gitbankbot confirm on GitHub.
Security stays on your GitHub account.

Live test on Grok:
https://t.co/4SimSs75S7
Full setup guide: https://t.co/Fe1pS7LaYt

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

Look how fuming this Arsenal grandpa was after Dembélé equalised 😭

[Kr @karirfess]

Kalian penasaran gak sih.. kenapa orang india sering banget dibilang "bau".. gua nyoba nyari tau alesan dibalik fenomena ini..😑

Jadi.. “orang India bau” adalah stereotip yang cukup kuat di masyarakat internasional. Secara ilmiah, ini bukan karena ras atau kebersihan semata, melainkan kombinasi faktor genetik, diet, dan lingkungan.

1. Faktor Genetik (ABCC11 Gene)
Gen ABCC11 mengatur jenis keringat yang dihasilkan kelenjar apokrin (di ketiak).
- Orang Asia Timur (Jepang, Korea, Cina) mayoritas punya varian gen yang membuat keringat hampir tidak berbau.
- Sementara orang India (Asia Selatan), Eropa, dan Afrika mayoritas punya varian gen yang aktif, sehingga keringat lebih mudah diurai bakteri menjadi bau yang kuat.

2. Diet yang Kaya Rempah
Makanan India yang kaya bawang putih, bawang bombay, kari, jinten, dan rempah-rempah sulfur tinggi dapat keluar melalui keringat dan napas. Senyawa sulfur ini sangat tahan lama di tubuh.

3. Iklim Tropis yang Panas & Lembah
India memiliki cuaca sangat panas dan lembab sepanjang tahun, sehingga orang lebih banyak berkeringat. Keringat + bakteri di kulit = bau yang lebih kuat.

4. Faktor Higiene & Budaya
Penggunaan deodoran antiperspirant masih kurang umum dibandingkan di Barat. Banyak orang masih mengandalkan sabun biasa saja.

Bukan semua orang India yang “bau sekali”, tapi secara rata-rata populasi Asia Selatan memang cenderung memiliki bau badan yang lebih kuat dibandingkan orang Asia Timur karena kombinasi genetik dan pola makan. Ini adalah variasi biologis normal, bukan sesuatu yang “kotor” atau “rendah”.

[Hasti Nahdiana 🦉 @HNahdiana]

@nazaqistsha Temen2, rakyat semua ingetin ke anak2, saudara; kalau kluar rumah jgn lupa pske helem jaket kulit lengkap siapatau ada tentara iseng nyiram air keras 🥶😥 betapa bobrok dan gak amannya hidup di Indonesia

[🛡🏹 Last Janissary™️ 🗡🛡 @JanissaryD_Last]

Indonesia didapuk sebagai salasatu negara tergoblok di dunia 😎

Sc. Sirazaki

[Never @neVerAl0nely___]

Oknum surukity tertangkap saat sedang berwikwik bersama istri orang dan mengaku sudah 5 kali

Saat di interogasi oleh petugas
Kenapa kamu meniduri istri orang?
Jawaban nyeleneh keluar dari mulutnya🗿 kan saya juga orang! Berarti istri saya juga 🤣🪓

[Epixurus @Epixurus8]

#hchcdijalan #sulingsakti

[𝐂𝐚𝐤 𝐃𝐞𝐞𝐩🚴‍♂️ @CakD3pp]

Gak usah ngamuk ceraikan saja beres, wanita seperti itu sudah sulit dibenahi wak

[Hilmi Firdausi @Hilmi28]

😭😭😭

[Prince @pangerancode]

fak ekosistem

[SuperSalL @ohmysal_]

dingin tetapi tidak kejam 🥶😱

[mashen @cursskkied]

BANGSAT W KIRA DI LIKE DOKTER TIRTA, PAS GUE CEK AVA NYA 😭

[Handout @Zeefire02]

Gayanya bukan kaleng kaleng, sekali senggol langsung oleng