Fred Forster

I don't look for life, life looks for me

[Fred Forster @fdwforster]

Zer vill be kein mercy!!!!

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Well done Liverpool. You beat England.

[Fred Forster @fdwforster]

Happiest I've been to have skygo!! #skyhockey

[England Hockey @EnglandHockey]

We've got another 2 tickets to Investec London Cup to give away! This time for Wed 9 July - evening session. RT by 10pm for chance to win!

[Fred Forster @fdwforster]

Ultimate procrastination by organising an epic end of season meal for @UEHC #getyafrockonlass #suitedandbootedboyo

[Fred Forster @fdwforster]

@DarciiWilliams wat? I don't want a scarf

[Fred Forster @fdwforster]

I've just updated my professional profile on LinkedIn. Connect with me and view my profile. http://t.co/SF4OEpjMQM #in

[Laura Morgan @laurz789]

Should be illegal to have exams on a Saturday 😭😭😭

[Fred Forster @fdwforster]

@Uni_of_Essex please do something about being a socialite in the reading room!!! Cannot deal with these people's lack of volume control!!!

[Fred Forster @fdwforster]

Turning a tv on and seeing man u up. Giggsy you red welsh devil. #mufc

[Fred Forster @fdwforster]

@DarciiWilliams why would i ever clean that hunk of junk? #audipeasants

[Fred Forster @fdwforster]

@UEHCMens1stXI 300 rise of an empire to get me in mood for redbridge tomorrow #hackandslash

[Fred Forster @fdwforster]

@Cossie_93 rich from you bambi

[Josh Cosgrove @Cossie_93]

Whatever happened to @derbydaybanter?

[Fred Forster @fdwforster]

@DarciiWilliams no. Just no

[Fred Forster @fdwforster]

@UEHCLadies1stXI washing is a woman's job. I have more entertaining things in mind

[Fred Forster @fdwforster]

@DarciiWilliams should have taken the Chinese #mare

[Fred Forster @fdwforster]

So psyched for game tomorrow, lets keep this unbeaten run going! #trumour #captainstafford #mens1elite

[Fred Forster @fdwforster]

Budapest!!!! Get in my life! #80pencepint #winterholiday

[Fred Forster @fdwforster]

Some say Gilbert put on a wig and just smashed an international penalty shoot-out #gilbyfacts