Felicia

[Felicia @feanderson418]

If you’re ever feeling bad about yourself just think of how your not me. I wore expired contacts & burnt off a layer of my cornea 😅

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

why do I always make too much pasta but then also eat all of it? like am I aware I can save some for later

[Felicia @feanderson418]

Can someone explain to me how if I’m watching Netflix it asks me if I’m still watching yet I watched new girl over a day ago, turn off my tv and just put on Netflix & it’s STILL playing. Went from season 2 to season 5 like that. 😂

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

Pyramid scheme girls won’t be receiving a stimulus check from the government, due to the fact that earning “A SIX FIGURE INCOME 💵💸💸🤑” automatically makes you ineligible

[Felicia @feanderson418]

@jkole2013 I will definitely. She needs to learn how to be a lady & listen to the classics.

[Felicia @feanderson418]

Me Tweeting to all 25 of my followers like I’m a big deal: I’m trying to teach my sister how to like rock music. Wish me luck. 🥴

[Felicia @feanderson418]

One of my older bar regulars just texted me to make sure I was doing okay during this all. And I started crying. Lol @ me

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Who likes magic?

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

i’m gonna be honest with y’all ..... i am NOT feeling fly like a g6

[Felicia @feanderson418]

If you have Instagram & not following “Influencers In the Wild” you are doing life wrong. 😂😂

[Felicia @feanderson418]

Work denied my vacation time for Rock USA and all I want is to see Halestorm again. 😩 Do I just quit now or??

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

only reason i like being alone at night is so i can stop faking like i’m happy to other ppl.

[Satan @s8n]

Fuck this, Fuck that and Fuck you.

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Me bored as fuck in Joe’s glass box while he’s out getting food and helping random children

[Satan @s8n]

Wake up fuckers it’s a whole new decade for you to sin in

[Nicky @nickturani]

Ladies take notes!

Met this girl online YESTERDAY, and she’s already trying to learn more about me, not just hook up. It’s called conversation. Learn it.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Happy birthday Jesus. Sorry your party was so lame.

[bug girl @buggirl]

i don’t care if i lose 62k followers i’m gonna say it

nickelback isn’t even bad Fuck You

[James @CaucasianJames]

haven’t caught the christmas spirit yet. in fact i’m still riding the 4th of july wave. i just wanna eat hot dogs and drink beer with my uncle bob