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Itinerant barrow-boy, meat-dodger, and waxer lyrical.

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@amy_may just finished The Outrun which was recommended to me by chance. Painfully accurate, as far as I can remember, and never glamorising or self-indulgent. A bruising read that opened me up more than I would have guessed.

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Rather than “tough new national measures” why not “Heightened Measures to Mitigate Potential Harm”. Britain goes into a hmmph #Lockdown2 #lockdownbranding #COVID

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Must be the season of the flu! Get the flu-shot and protect yourself and those around you. Don’t become a covid/flu #thunderdome

Thx for the reminder @Sawbones

#flu #fluseason #flushot #influenza #coronavirus #covid #corona #staysafe #pandemic #virus #coronav #fluvaccination

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Not sure about the #deathsheadmoth on the #handsanitizer #mixedmessages @thepineapplepub #covid19 #coronavirus

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They said that I was “the bravest ever!” No one has ever cried for so brief a period of time or screamed so quietly @NHSEnglandLDN #BloodDonation #butch

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https://t.co/WwMW82VNI6

#supportbubble #singlepersonhousehold now I know what it feels like to be the first girl in the year to go through puberty

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Panic on the streets of Kentish Town @ThePineapplePub #nw5 #dontkeepcalmanddontcarryon #hoarding #stiffupperlip #pandapanic #selfisolation

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#toiletrollstockcheck #shouldhavepanicked #crumbs #whataboutmybum #showeraftertoilet #dontkeepcalmanddontcarryon #hoarding #panicshopping #stiffupperlip #COVIDー19 #COVID19

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I’m bamboo-zled why is called a panda-panic? #pandapanic #theapocalpyse #coronaUK #COVIDー19 #COVID19

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Fatherly greetings @ThePineapplePub #halloweenpriest #blessingsbeuponyou #inthenameofthefather #thepineapplepub

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#singalong #xmas @thepineapplepub #carolsingers #carolsinging #sundayfunday

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Sad to see the, usually, dazzling @iamjohnoliver resort to using #sexuallysuggestive #emojis on @LastWeekTonight Weak, what’s wrong with good old fashioned hieroglyphs? 𓂸 #scribesagainstprogress #hieroglyphsnotemojis #tutagainstinnuendo #𓂸

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@ThePineapplePub @TappingAdmiral Am I staff now‽ 😱

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@AndrewBoff Many Happy returns

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On the basis of fragility, we decided against taking the sherry glasses back to London, but what about this car? #haveit

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Ever wanted to wee next someone whilst they have a poo? #yeswecan

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Campaigning for mayor #piermont style @NyackPatch #stopamericagratingagain

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First @NightTubeAppOne @northernline, now @Celtic_Dawn @CamdenMarket. One step closer to #24hr #Camden https://t.co/MOmMXkXhps

[Celtic Dawn - Jewellery Arts Crafts & Gifts @Celtic_Dawn]

We're now Open every day. Check our web page for all Spring Opening Times.
https://t.co/ADt9geesYu @CamdenMarket

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#holidayover #backtowork #blondski I’m not in #monaco anymore‽ @CamdenMarket

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For all the wonders of #socialmedia they still haven’t found a way for you to text the #voicesinhead #featurerequest #notmytrainofthought