Is there a name for the condition where you zone out for 12 mins & think about how you’d tactically brukup someone with the items in your close vicinity if they try a ting?
Even though they have done absolutely nothing but exist.
Randomly happens while standing in line at Tesco.
Why is it called Burger King 🤴🏿 and not N̸̢̡͙̹̦̣̬̪͈̜̹̮͙̙̦̬͈̻̼̠͔̱͙̮̠̦̖̯͈̂̉͜͜I̷̡̨̨̧̛̳̠̘̺̜͔̤̰̩̝̞̟̘̮͍͔̣̮̘͉͕̻̬͙̥̱͎̗̮̬̥̦̓̈̈́͋̎̅͊͗͛́̃͒́̈͛͌̃̓̓̇̏̽̐̓̀̑̅̉͒̍̈́̄̉̃͂̃͗̀̍͊͗̀̽͘̚͜͝͝B̵̢̢̥̭͎̦͉̗̼̯͈̫͙̠̋̊͋̂̋̓̐̆̕͜S̷̡̢̤͍̞̳̻̲̹͈̯̲̜͚̪̺̟͐̉̅͆̋̿͊̅́̑̀̎̍̊̈́͛͋̎̀͂̀̃̽̆̚̕̚͝͠ 🏀
i have many chat up lines themed around the disney pixar motion picture Cars™ but not the confidence to send them to any women. what a waste of potential.
If you ever feel sad and pathetic, just remember there's an entire subreddit of joyless people dedicated to hating dogs and cats. Post after post mad at the world because dogs and cats exist and they hate anyone who likes them. Compared to them, you're a fucking superstar