Alexandra Fearnley

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

"After assuming the throne at the age of 25, Elizabeth reigned for an astonishing 70 years."
An extraordinary life. An extraordinary leader.

#RIPQueenElizabethII

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.

The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I TOOK BETTY WHITE?!?

NOW?!?

I am a terrible, horrible, cruel, miserable God.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

The world looks different now. She was great at defying expectation. She managed to grow very old and somehow, not old enough. We’ll miss you, Betty. Now you know the secret.

[U&Dave @davechannel]

BREAKING: "There will not be a winter lockdown this year" says government that also said there wouldn't be a winter lockdown last year.

[IM🌻 @Imogen_Smith14]

I’m selling prints!! Please head over to my Instagram @ https://t.co/Nkeg91Z0o4 to check them out!!

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

'September you're a Womble
September you're a Womble
September-tember-tember
What a Womble Womble Womble you are'

This works even better in November by the way.

[U&Dave @davechannel]

It's September in 2 days but for those of us who find this terribly confusing it's because it's actually March 519th 2020 in 2 days.

[U&Dave @davechannel]

Once again we must remind the British public that it is not a 'staycation' if you are going somewhere other than your own house, then it's just a holiday. Thank you for your time.

[Alexandra Fearnley @fearnleyalex]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/xrO0mDskmJ

[U&Dave @davechannel]

The internet is broken. People look up from their computers. The sky is blue and the sun is bright. It's awful. Everyone clicks refresh.

[U&Dave @davechannel]

If you ever feel like a fib has gotten out of hand, just remember that after a year Dominic Cummings still says that driving halfway across the country to test his eye sight was a good idea.

[Charles Leclerc @Charles_Leclerc]

Grande @Carlossainz55

[U&Dave @davechannel]

BREAKING: Absolutely no one can figure out why Europe were mean to Britain at Eurovision last night. One commentator says "It's a complete mystery" whilst another says "shut up".

[U&Dave @davechannel]

The entirety of human history can be summed up with 'one day a fish got bored of the ocean and went for a walk and now we have to pay taxes'.

[U&Dave @davechannel]

Each Brit will need to drink 124 pints to help stabilise the UK economy, which means everyone has to say they are "just going out for one after work" and let nature take its course.

[U&Dave @davechannel]

The government has announced that friendly intimate contact is allowed from May 17th meaning that millions of Brits will not be effected by this at all no don't touch me.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Donald Trump should not be on Facebook, for the simple reason that no one should be on Facebook.

[David Morrissey @davemorrissey64]

Love #HebdenBridge