Harry McWhirter

Face the future with confident bullshit.

[Harry McWhirter @feather_boy]

Scary stuff… any news from Linwood?

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ooft… anyone know what’s going on in Linwood? Smoke and explosions coming from Tesco way…

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Haaland.

Shitebag against Rangers.
Shitebag against Scotland.

Shitebag of shitebags.

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give me Nathan Patterson in my veins 💉

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why is my twitter notifications full of c*nts I don’t follow…

@elonmusk you’ve really f*cked this

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Wordle 873 2/6

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I swear down I was going to choose the second word first… 😫

⁦@martyn_blair6⁩ ⁦@DeanWilliamson_⁩

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you ever think your missing Tupperware is in somebody’s freezer with mince fae 2020 in it?

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load of pish #FuryvsNgannou

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looking for two Luke Combs tickets for tonight OVO Hydro Glasgow. Anyone selling or knows anyone selling, let me know.

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why does no one remember:

1. Um Bongo
2. when they rebranded as Um Ognob

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anyone else catch the way Ally pronounced Cifuentes?? 😂

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have the woke community attacked the makers of the slinky yet??

such a wonderful toy…

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nothing worse than working in the car trade and radio djs asking if you are excited for the weekend…

aye, I’m buzzin’ to be coming in to test drive some plamf who wants to try an electric with a budget of £150/month.

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honestly I’d rather waste half a tank of fuel driving to another atm than give a penny to these f*ckers who charge a fee for lifting your own money.

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ALCARAAAAAZ!! 🎾

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what 👏🏼 a 👏🏼 game 👏🏼 #Wimbledon

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If Alcaraz wins, I wonder if he’ll go to the thoo and see some thebras… #wegetit

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Georgia are sh*tebags. Pass it on. #SCOGEO

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“Why Does it Always Rain On Me” when it’s pishing down…
“Living on a Prayer” when the pitch is getting cleared…
“Miracle” when the game gets the go ahead…

Hampden DJ deserves a raise 😂

Come on Scotland!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Kate is a mega c*nt on Season 6. #BelowDeck 🛥️