Grandkids: “Grandpa, what was the Covid-19 Quarantine like?”
Me: “I lived on my island!”
GK: “What? I thought you were from Detroit?”
Me: “I planted fruit trees far as the eye could see. I paid my mortgage to a raccoon!”
GK: “uhhh...”
#covid19#AnimalCrossingNewHorizions
I had thought I’d had every kind of anxiety dream out there... but last night, I had a nightmare about a board game explanation going poorly.
#boardgames#anxiety#anxietydream#boardgameteach
*Toddler trying something they will definitely need help with*
Me: "Here let me help you."
Toddler: "NO JUST ME!"
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*Toddler doing something they've done hundreds of times once I have sat down/started to eat my food/etc*
Toddler: "I need help!/Wipe my butt!/Feed me my food!" 😵💫
Things football should adopt from Dungeons & Dragons:
-Replace the Coin Flip with an Initiative Roll
-Every team must employ a bard. New halftime show is a bard battle.
-The Quarterback can cast “Misty Step” 1d3 times per game.
What else?
#Super_OwlbearParty
Finally making progress on #Andor (watching shows is hard with a toddler lol) - Just got to episode 7. It’s getting interesting. Still not sure where I’d rank it in the franchise.