Feather Dagger 🗡 Jacob A. Pauwels

Fiction Author / Father, #boardgames, #starwars, #dnd, #fantasy, Tweeting when I should be working on my novel. 📚📝 Tips:

[Feather Dagger 🗡 Jacob A. Pauwels @featherdagger0]

I’d love it if you followed @RollForSandwich - If you like sandwiches, D&D, or just plain fun!

https://t.co/lbpg92jFgF

[Feather Dagger 🗡 Jacob A. Pauwels @featherdagger0]

Grandkids: “Grandpa, what was the Covid-19 Quarantine like?”

Me: “I lived on my island!”

GK: “What? I thought you were from Detroit?”

Me: “I planted fruit trees far as the eye could see. I paid my mortgage to a raccoon!”

GK: “uhhh...”

#covid19 #AnimalCrossingNewHorizions

[Feather Dagger 🗡 Jacob A. Pauwels @featherdagger0]

I had thought I’d had every kind of anxiety dream out there... but last night, I had a nightmare about a board game explanation going poorly.

#boardgames #anxiety #anxietydream #boardgameteach

[Adventures in Aardia @RollForSandwich]

@Mary_Lopunny What’s an adventure without real stakes?

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To this day, this is still the worst sandwich I’ve had to choke down. #rollforsandwich #food #dnd https://t.co/TdBChwTy9R

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Giving away some free tshirts on Instagram! https://t.co/9ZX0hTuZQK

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Maybe the Cheese Curse of ‘23 is finally over? #rollforsandwich EP 130 https://t.co/kAYpLX9Tl9

[Adventures in Aardia @RollForSandwich]

Roll for Sandwich Episode 129! #TikTok https://t.co/ayJ0PM5kj4 @foliosociety

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*Toddler trying something they will definitely need help with*
Me: "Here let me help you."
Toddler: "NO JUST ME!"
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*Toddler doing something they've done hundreds of times once I have sat down/started to eat my food/etc*
Toddler: "I need help!/Wipe my butt!/Feed me my food!" 😵‍💫

[Adventures in Aardia @RollForSandwich]

Are you coming to the #Superb_OwlbearParty? I’ll bring the food! https://t.co/ILUWGE98ar #paramountpartner @DnDMovie

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Things football should adopt from Dungeons & Dragons:

-Replace the Coin Flip with an Initiative Roll

-Every team must employ a bard. New halftime show is a bard battle.

-The Quarterback can cast “Misty Step” 1d3 times per game.

What else?

#Super_OwlbearParty

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People: “What do you do with all your dice? You have so much! Don’t you think that’s too many dice?”

Me:

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Replace “cat” with “toddler” and this is my life. 😂

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Finally making progress on #Andor (watching shows is hard with a toddler lol) - Just got to episode 7. It’s getting interesting. Still not sure where I’d rank it in the franchise.

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“On Being Stuck in a Creative Rut” from the panel Mental Health & Art, CONFusion Novi, 1/20/23 #TikTok #rollforsandwich #writing #art #mentalhealth #create https://t.co/lOl3wEnDGA

[Feather Dagger 🗡 Jacob A. Pauwels @featherdagger0]

I don’t use this account that much anymore since my tiktok show took off- For updates on my writing, feel free to follow me there: @RollForSandwich

[Wargamer @WargamerCom]

We had a little chat with @RollForSandwich, who's just started Season 2 of his #DnD sandwich-making series:

https://t.co/jcexWIz9HK

[Feather Dagger 🗡 Jacob A. Pauwels @featherdagger0]

#NintendoSwitch

[Feather Dagger 🗡 Jacob A. Pauwels @featherdagger0]

Just completed season 21 in Diablo 3! #diablo3 #blizzard #barbarianbuild #NintendoSwitch

[Feather Dagger 🗡 Jacob A. Pauwels @featherdagger0]

@ronnui_ I just splash on some whiskey and smell very manly.

Traffic stops go badly though.