Heather

Wheaton College '18

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Don't be the weird kid that ignores a parent's phone call because you're with friends.

[John O'Callaghan @johnmaine]

You'll never be too cool to be kind.

[Heather @featherhischer]

also my room smells like take-out 100% of the time cause that's all my neighbor ever has - like how can u afford that??

[Heather @featherhischer]

the fire alarm went off in my building at 4am cause someone was baking and forgot about the food - seriously??

[John O'Callaghan @johnmaine]

Fight the urge to become salty, old and jaded.

[Heather @featherhischer]

"be with someone who makes you do aziz ansari's excited face" toooo true

[Heather @featherhischer]

"your eyes are like green eggs and ham"

[John O'Callaghan @johnmaine]

Melt with me under the sun.

[Heather @featherhischer]

what

[Heather @featherhischer]

Wheaton is getting baauer (Harlem Shake guy) for spring weekend and this was the reaction:

[John O'Callaghan @johnmaine]

Does the space above your head make you feel small?

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

*spends more time in the room trying to impress the dog than the humans*

[John O'Callaghan @johnmaine]

Are you picking up what I'm putting down?

[Heather @featherhischer]

this is still ridiculously relevant

[Heather @featherhischer]

@Ryanclackey your pic completes it

[Heather @featherhischer]

two staff from d-hall said that my hair was cute so you could say I'm having a good day

[Heather @featherhischer]

if my past self is embarrassing to me now does that mean my present self will be embarrassing to my future self?? life questions.

[Ezra Koenig @arzE]

Alice Cooper called Vampire Weekend "wimpy" in 2008. Fuk u, Alice. I am stronger (& more vampire) than you. Shame on Johnny depp.

[Heather @featherhischer]

remembering last night in flashbacks - for ex) i was very friendly to some1 i despise. how interesting.