fern || ☕️ in strawpage!

fern • 23 • they/any • queer • system • ♿️ • priv: @featherlessfern • this is my personal acct

ko-fi link on strawpage!

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

@eboyhunter_ gonna start asking if ppl are zoophiles when they ask me if i'm a pedo. like i thought we were just asking questions? i'm curious! you can just say no! it's not that big of a deal, right?

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

@ilovkittisncats they think i'm on some 4D chess shit having a pedo flag in my pfp and "lolisho dni" in my bio. like have we considered you just misidentified the flag.

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

conversation i've had like 5 different times related to this

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

i'm really tired of this stupid question

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

@gusherssteak7 EXACTLY!!! i am 0% bothered by "what flag is that? i haven't seen it before" but most people will phrase it like "um... what flag is that... 😰😰😰" and then get really offended when i don't play along with their faux ignorance.

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

idc if ppl ask what the flag is (it's not super common) but everyone is always like "erm... what flag is that... 🥲" and i can tell what they're really asking is "are you a pedophile?" so i respond appropriately. and they always get really mad that i wasn't chill abt "r u a pedo"

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

no shade to anyone who does stim that way, it's just obnoxious as FUCK to watch "vocal stim" get turned into a Cool Meme Word that does not reflect my experience at all. bc now if i say i vocally stim everyone is gonna assume i quote memes. no dude i'm grunting and chirping.

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

i hate that "vocal stimming" just means "referencing a popular meme" nowadays. where my fellow random noise makers at.

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

new split things you know how it is. someone else will front eventually and let you all in. i just don't currently know the difference between "twitter friend of 5 years" and "guy you followed last week" rn LOL

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

so i'm gonna be honest with you all. none of y'all are getting in yet bc i forgot my amnesia would in fact make me forget like everyone i know on here 😭

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

getting too mentally ill for this twitter shit again oops
moots can request my priv @featherlessfern but don’t be offended if u don’t get in i’m rlly picky

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

getting too mentally ill for this twitter shit again oops
moots can request my priv @featherlessfern but don’t be offended if u don’t get in i’m rlly picky

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

@Erqixi honestly kind of relieving like thank god it’s not just me

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

growing up with super controlling parents lowkey makes you into a weeaboo but for totally normal shit. i'll think "omggg this is just like in the movies!!! >w<" and i'm just like going outside past 10pm

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

sometimes I forget Charlie Kirk was a real person that actually existed lol my brain files him in with like tung tung tung sahur or bigfoot

[Kitty Kat ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @streliziaaa]

everything used to be $20 and now that i finally have $20 everything is $200

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

@forgdeer unfortunately books do not have mob psycho 100 hurt/comfort friends to lovers 💔

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

i assumed they way overshot but now i'm sweating. like, haha, wow, you guys really meant 4 weeks, huh...? all 28 days.....?

[mars | A VIGILIA @marzley_]

the first couple days I was completely fine with no ao3 but now that it’s been like 9 days i’m starting to get antsy to read

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

@aziebites like you weren't even there bruh 😭

[Squidamii @Squidamii]

With 20 alters of the dream smp

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

had the most baffling interaction in the elevator just now. this woman kept pushing past me literally every chance she got while yapping away on her speaker phone call. but also seemed genuinely apologetic for it? girl just stop pushing me??

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

@arthursday23 emissions are not the only pollutant ai creates- it also creates a great amount of harmful tech waste, which is in the article i linked. please read it, it really does cover this well