Alyssa Judd

[Lisa’s First Class Seat @realityisfar4me]

Why hasn’t any one interviewed @scheana ex husband Shay ? This guy must have the best stories. #PumpRules #VanderpumpRules #escapingScheana

[hayden ⚡️ mia @mia_spresso]

Oh no… Microsoft Teams is down on a warm Friday afternoon…

[Alyssa Judd @febandmay00]

@JonDowding Why do they have the ugliest mascots

[Jordon Rooney @jordonr]

Update on Damar:

His vitals are back to normal and they have put him to sleep to put a breathing tube down his throat. They are currently running tests.

We will provide updates as we have them.

[trash jones @jzux]

addicted to performance enhancing drugs (diet coke)

[Alex by Alene Too @adrianasmojito]

Kathy's "threatening" text to Rinna: "Silence is golden. I am staying silent ❤️💕♥️💕"

Rinna's actual threats to Kim: #RHOBH

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

No no no its good for the lungs

[Alex by Alene Too @adrianasmojito]

Rinna said that Kim was close to death and then denied it, she accused LVP of starting the munchausen saga but it was never proven, said that Harry was upset about the sauce drama but Harry denied it on WWHL and we're supposed to take her word with the Kathy stuff? #RHOBH

[uncle mom @mayamanion]

After I dropped my daughter off at college, my youngest son said “We’re finally empty nesters. Let’s start traveling”.

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Student loans are ridiculous—I don’t see why *I* should have to pay for a bank’s poor decision to lend an 18 year old $70k to study poems

[samantha @milkygoddess]

i was not put on this earth to forgive and forget i was put here to be a hater

[freya @freyasilly1234]

lea michele made a deal with the devil so she could be in funny girl on broadway… she’s like ariel but instead of trading her voice she traded the ability to read

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

"Leave it up to the states" was also the pro-slavery argument in the 1800s.

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

This was such a banger

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

in my villain era (accidentally committing tax fraud out of extreme confusion)

[Alyssa Judd @febandmay00]

one person followed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/MeunMjqO1d

[Johanna Ramm @johannaramm]

a modern 13 going on 30 remake where jenna wakes up at 30 and she’s in debt and on an ssri