Febin Bijoy

Musician, Cricketer and Sarcastic

[Febin Bijoy @febin_29]

I don’t think @ZEE5India was ready for this level of commitment!🤣
Such a bad experience watching the world cup.

#FIFAWorldCup #KaisaWatchega?

[Febin Bijoy @febin_29]

I have the money to buy a Jaguar. Just not buying it because of the new logo!

#Jaguar #JaguarLogo

[Febin Bijoy @febin_29]

India won by 7 runs

Thala for a reason!

[Febin Bijoy @febin_29]

Booked tickets for #50cent concert.
Now i only have 50 paise left in my account.

[Febin Bijoy @febin_29]

Seemed to be in so much pain! Is Max well now?

@Gmaxi_32 @ICC @cricketworldcup @CricketAus

#icc #maxwell #AUSvAFG

[Febin Bijoy @febin_29]

Jinke khudh ke sapne poore nai hote vo dusron ke sapne poore karte hai!
KL Rahul💙
@klrahul

[Febin Bijoy @febin_29]

The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

[Febin Bijoy @febin_29]

Vaping is weird.
You walk past a group of dudes who look like gangsters but smell like strawberry muffins!

[Febin Bijoy @febin_29]

Abh toh Chandrayaan bhi pahuch gaya, mera refund kab aayega @AJIOLife ?!

[Febin Bijoy @febin_29]

I would lose weight. But I hate losing🤷🏾‍♂️

[Febin Bijoy @febin_29]

@Flipkart helping me save a lot of money😂❤️

@Apple #bigbilliondays2022 #FlipkartBigBillionDays

[Delhi Traffic Police @dtptraffic]

Alcohol is not worth more than your family.

#DelhiPolice #DontDrinkAndDrive

[Febin Bijoy @febin_29]

I don't know if I'm ready for marriage. Imagine coming home tired after work and someone starts talking to u.

[Virat Kohli @imVkohli]

Anddddd the king is back ❤️the greatest finisher ever in the game. Made me jump Outta my seat once again tonight.
@msdhoni

[Febin Bijoy @febin_29]

Considering the judging skills of my neighbouring aunties, I am really surprised to not see them in this list.
#SupremeCourt #shethepeopletv

[Febin Bijoy @febin_29]

@MumbaiPolice It would be funny if Gandhi Ji did not have specs in these fake notes😂

[Febin Bijoy @febin_29]

One of life's great pleasures is to watch two idiots agree on something and then hear one of them say "Great minds think alike".

[Febin Bijoy @febin_29]

The F in my name stands for ' Faltu ka tension'

[Febin Bijoy @febin_29]

@sadgorltan @febin_29

[Febin Bijoy @febin_29]

@MumbaiPolice Don't wear a mask and 'You Get what you deserve'😆