Lori

[Lori @february26]

http://t.co/sXN9r0Jejv Can anyone recommend a few thousand books on hoarding?

[Lori @february26]

It was recently discovered that Pluto is not actually a dog. http://t.co/feN0vHlOEa

[Lori @february26]

http://t.co/Q5LKs4gNJG Say no to drugs. Although if you're talking to drugs you may already be on drugs.

[Lori @february26]

http://t.co/KHixIWp4nb Just re-watched the lesbian scene in Black Swan. For the articles.

[Lori @february26]

http://t.co/4YYBE7pfjb What would I do?

[Lori @february26]

http://t.co/9NKIBraWvr Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

[Lori @february26]

No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/NYtALbWNei

[Lori @february26]

http://t.co/cGvu5yJBvo I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

[Lori @february26]

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/hvokxICHK5

[Lori @february26]

Hey grocery store cashiers that try to guess what we're going to cook- Shut up. http://t.co/DRw6ZrEP

[Lori @february26]

Dear kids, There is NO Santa Claus. Those presents are from your parents. "With love, WikiLeaks" http://t.co/lw7mkfUY

[Lori @february26]

I just found some of my long lost relatives from Alabama on http://t.co/EY15FgoK http://t.co/X4juMJTz