👁️sar👁️

🌌afterlife of the party × I’m a meteor grower, not a meteor shower × ENFP x she/her🍄

[👁️sar👁️ @februaryaddams]

thanks but I don't smile with my teeth because I vowed to hold them sacred for biting and gnawing

[👁️sar👁️ @februaryaddams]

the more I listen to podcasts the more I think I would have found Socratic dialogues low-key unbearable

[👁️sar👁️ @februaryaddams]

actually this online quiz said I'm unimpressionable

[👁️sar👁️ @februaryaddams]

I finally figured out why so much depends upon a red wheel barrow glazed with rain water beside the white chickens!!! you use the wheelbarrow to carry off the plums that were in the icebox

[👁️sar👁️ @februaryaddams]

"I hope you win the war you tell no one about" that's really nice but can you also wish me luck in the war I tell everyone about? I compulsively overshare but still want to be included

[👁️sar👁️ @februaryaddams]

how it started // how it's going
"it came to our attention that, exactly as everyone fucking told us, after we fired our helpline staff for trying to unionize, the AI chatbot we replaced them with started handing out dieting and weight loss advice to eating disorder sufferers"

[👁️sar👁️ @februaryaddams]

girls don't want a boyfriend they want to sing prog rock at karaoke

[👁️sar👁️ @februaryaddams]

imagine not eating your fries in order of crunchiness 🤭🤭

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

night night

[👁️sar👁️ @februaryaddams]

broke BPD brain: I'm a void inside, like a black hole
woke BPD brain: I sustain myself with a voracious appetite for everything and things are drawn to me, like a black hole

[👁️sar👁️ @februaryaddams]

does anyone else get really mad when there's a shit song on their discover weekly? like damn algorithm is this really what you think of me? you should know better

[👁️sar👁️ @februaryaddams]

just feel like embroidery should be called artchery

[👁️sar👁️ @februaryaddams]

when Instagram suggests you add your old therapist to your close friends story you know you've made it

[👁️sar👁️ @februaryaddams]

@anmrie_b oh no do not do this to me

[👁️sar👁️ @februaryaddams]

rejected thinkpiece: wonky hands are one of the only ways we can distinguish an AI image. but I -- and every artist I know -- can't freaking draw hands either. is this signature of artificiality in these images actually the most human thing about them?

[👁️sar👁️ @februaryaddams]

workin for the weekend but with dinner --> dessert

[👁️sar👁️ @februaryaddams]

excited to say I've amassed enough supplies that I need a craft cart

[👁️sar👁️ @februaryaddams]

talking to the cat and referring to the plants as "your siblings"

[👁️sar👁️ @februaryaddams]

"the most annoying man alive should not be allowed to be the most powerful man alive" sounds deceptively simple but is a pretty solid general worldview and leads naturally to groundbreaking corollaries such as "there shouldn't be a most powerful man alive; that's annoying"

[👁️sar👁️ @februaryaddams]

my favorite hobby is spilling food on myself when I'm wearing my cutest outfits

[Color Schemer @colorschemer]

unresting magenta
pedigreed pumpkin
mild-mannered perrywinkle