★

[jaycee ⚝𓇢 @hannibuck]

it’s one thing for non americans to ask questions about scenarios they made up, but you all ask them with such condescension as if you know anything

[★ @februaryfacee]

@_runescimitar @secupp @PanasonicDX4500 except he DID pronounce it correctly in 2020 lol that whole act of not knowing how to say isaias was purely maga pandering feigned ignorance

[★ @februaryfacee]

@cuteinosuke @utdbrxy @433gary thank you 😭 it’s always so irritating yet hilarious when they try to dunk on us while sounding exactly like us

[And IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU @_PhallonX0X0]

And shout out to the people who will hire your ass with no experience. I’ve always felt like majority of shit can be learned all a mf need is somebody to let them get they foot in the door.

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

Paper Towel seeing me entering the kitchen to cook…

[stewie larp @gowonmode]

the vape into the smug laugh into the contemplative look into the performative prayer hands its like contemporary dance

[Toastoffire @toastoffire]

@BoldfaceJames No it's stop (present tense) and stop (future tense)

[jes ˙⋆✮ @d7stro]

Every social media app got a shitty ai chatbot now #ISaidImGood

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

In America “Labor Day” means everyone with a fake email job gets the day off and actual laborers have to work twice as hard to keep up with the extra demand created

[kk 🫐 @cutiegurlk8]

when I was 10 and wore a spongebob shirt to disney world

[jpc2384 @jpc2384]

@cravingchinese Worst feeling in the world is when you feel that you’re too boring to deserve the attention of someone you find really interesting

[薇薇安 @cravingchinese]

I hate when im having a conversation with someone and i can feel how dry my responses are but i cant come up with anything else to say

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

logging on twitter as of late be like

[. @vanillasansa]

@barnfell Americans laws are for white male landownership bc they got it illegitimately. Being able to defend your ground with a gun is more important than a life. Not allowing settlement even with a car is more important than a life. Everything is built on who owns what land.

[Fishfull @Fishfu11]

@altulige

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

Its kinda the same way how a lot of Elvis parodies nowadays are actually blended in with a lot of stuff only Johnny Bravo specifically does

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘COYOTE VS ACME’ earned $11.3M on the film's second weekend, only a 29% drop.

The film is now tracking to earn over $60M domestically.

[໊ @ilswyth]

i hope you believe that you can still make a beautiful life for yourself even if you lost many years of it to grief, or darkness, depression, or a wound that wouldn’t close

[໊ @ilswyth]

accepting that you’re objectively weird and owning it is infinitely better than being constantly desperate to appear normal to people who don’t even matter to you

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has passed ‘LOONEY TUNES: BACK IN ACTION’ at the domestic box office.