David Smith

Equine and sports visionary, electric purple rain maker and voodoo child *NUFC*

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[David Smith @feck_aspers]

@lizbonnin @BBCStargazing @GregQuicke personally I think he looks more Saruman than Gandalf.

[David Smith @feck_aspers]

@EmAtack 'Fuck yeah!! Doris!!!'

[David Smith @feck_aspers]

@mel_crawf mine are from Homebase and Amazon....I'd prefer the pizza.

[David Smith @feck_aspers]

@MelissaD89 where did you get that plate? I love it.

[Soccer AM @SoccerAM]

Which club have the best fans in the country?

The Final

Voting closes at 9.30pm! Retweet once voted! #SoccerAMFanCup

[Lynsey Hipgrave @lynseyhipgrave1]

Benitez has been giving Gouffran his spinach! Unrecognisable! #nufc

[Julen Iza @Julen_Iza]

FUCKING FIRST WIN FOR ME AT ST JAMES PARK!!! HOWAY THE LADS!!!

#NUFC

[David Smith @feck_aspers]

@gillinghamjoe time travelling since 1515. Thanks to Lorenzo Lotto in the @NationalGallery

[NUFC Gallowgate 🏆 @NUFCgallowgate]

#NUFC will be backed by over 7,000 fans at Fulham
Amazing support on Friday night for a Championship game live on TV

[David Smith @feck_aspers]

@SimonBeale @coldplay @GlastoFest Mr Hankey from South Park

[Obvious Owen @MrObviousOwen]

"Sterling hasn't even touched the ball, but then again he's not playing and that's why."

[David Smith @feck_aspers]

Please tell me the Body on the Moor isn't @Aiannucci - https://t.co/GuqWnTh6dG

[The Poke @ThePoke]

#recap Discussion about toy guns in a real-world zombie survival game gets very ridiculous
https://t.co/gJmN2WY5le

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

SEASON TICKETS: Newcastle United reduce all season ticket prices by 10% #JoinTheRafalution

https://t.co/bShd02dlJa

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

Surprised but delighted that #Rafa has decided to stay. Great for the club and the city @nufc #NUFC

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

CONFIRMED: Rafa stays at United https://t.co/j7tq6G4xDl 🇪🇸 #RafaStays #NUFC

[Toon Photography @toonphotography]

Rainbow River. What a beauty.

[David Smith @feck_aspers]

49 shades of grey #ScaleBackABook