Darren Egan

[Darren Egan @feckineeejit]

@IrishRail And now my train home has been cancelled. So I'm now waiting for a DART to Malahide trying not to get high from the amount of dope being smoked on the platform. Following which I have to get a taxi home as my train has disappeared. Covering yourselves in glory again!

[Darren Egan @feckineeejit]

@IrishRail Why are you incapable of running trains on time? Especially on the weekend when you're already running a reduced service. Still no sign of 15:12 train from Donabate to Connolly and Boards broken again. Are you not embarrassed?

[Darren Egan @feckineeejit]

@ShaneBEgan Refusing to look myself. If you can't see it, it's not there

[Darren Egan @feckineeejit]

@killianbyrne @ShaneBEgan Done

[Darren Egan @feckineeejit]

@killianbyrne I'm an actuary

[Darren Egan @feckineeejit]

@ShaneBEgan What do I do now?

[Darren Egan @feckineeejit]

@HighfieldRFC @Munsterrugby @leinsterrugby @CillianDeGascun @IrishRugby @BrianODriscoll @ShaneBEgan First name on the subs list, only one to be kept on the bench!

[Darren Egan @feckineeejit]

@BrayHC @RobPearson22 @hookhockey @leinsterhockey1 @lushous3 Jonathan Egan's shirt actually fits! Sort of. 2004?

[Darren Egan @feckineeejit]

@ShaneBEgan Lulling them into a false sense of security

[Darren Egan @feckineeejit]

@amcteirnan ?

[Darren Egan @feckineeejit]

@IrishRail if you're going to time darts to meet trains then don't have a jobsworth cretin close the gate 2 mins before train leaves when accompanying dart is 2mins late. 6:50 Connolly Drogheda

[Darren Egan @feckineeejit]

@ShaneBEgan @killianbyrne Finished! 12:55 so not too quick!

[Darren Egan @feckineeejit]

@rtenews So 70% did re-offend

[Darren Egan @feckineeejit]

@eirSport @leinsterrugby @dragonsrugby Great to see Eddie taking his taxes seriously

[Darren Egan @feckineeejit]

@guardian Surely that should be racquet rust?

[Darren Egan @feckineeejit]

@IrishRail But nothing on your Twitter feed or Internet page

[Darren Egan @feckineeejit]

@IrishRail Rail chaos today so in your wisdom you think 4 carriages are enough for 8:15 from Donabate. Are there prizes for whoever is most incompetent at Irish Rail?

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

"Binary 101" is actually the fifth class you take in it.

[Darren Egan @feckineeejit]

@fingaltri Lighter training but still 12 times per week!