Dear Canada,
If you don’t figure out this forest fire situation I’m gonna tell my boy trump to piss on it to calm it down.
If you don’t we will gladly make you the 51st state. *does not include free health care*
Best,
State of New York
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just called it the Strait of TRUMP instead of Hormuz 😂
"They have to open up the Strait of Trump!"
"I mean, HORMUZ."
"Excuse me. I'm so sorry. Such a terrible mistake."
MAKE IT HAPPEN �