𝘧𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵

@realmadrid/ a parody account (sometimes) @sergioramos 🐐 @kmbappe

[𝘧𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵 @fedeagent]

🚨| OFFICIAL: Luka Jovic has been placed in the legends section on Real Madrid's website. #rmalive
Well Deserved👏🏻

[Amit @amitttrmfc2]

In 2018 France eliminated Croatia and won the World Cup

In 2022 Argentina eliminated Croatia and won the World Cup

In 2026 Portugal knockouts Croatia….

[Albi 🇽🇰 @albiFCB7]

Fifa tried everything for Ronaldo to get knocked out 😂😂😂

[𝘧𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵 @fedeagent]

@cfcyusxf 😭

[Ray @Ray_RMCF]

Real Madrid’s attack at the World Cup so far.🥶

[WolfRMFC @WolfRMFC]

Jude, Vinicius and Mbappe play for my club and we still went trophyless in back to back seasons.

[🥷🏼 @killeures]

When Vini was 18 getting bullied, they were hanging mannequins with his face off bridges and calling him a monkey in every stadium. Guess men’s mental health wasn’t that important back then

[𝘧𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵 @fedeagent]

This Algeria Austria 🇩🇿 🇦🇹 game is frying my bro wtf 😭

[𝘧𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵 @fedeagent]

He’s gonna change our lives 😭🤍

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Marc Cucurella: "Vini Jr? I DO NOT CARE if he doesn't track back, or doesn't help defensively.

Let him stay fresh ALL GAME so he can score goals, I will do ALL THE DIRTY WORK for him."

[𝘧𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵 @fedeagent]

Endrick: "Me divorciaré de mi esposa. La odio."

Ancelotti:

[𝘧𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵 @fedeagent]

Endrick: "Me divorciaré de mi esposa. La odio."

Ancelotti:

[𝘧𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵 @fedeagent]

@SamiRmcf15 Deserved

[𝘧𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵 @fedeagent]

@chivoinmortal 😭😭😭💀

[𝘧𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵 @fedeagent]

Real Madrid future player

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨Yan Diomande: “The player I model my game after? VINI JR.

For mentality, my role model is KYLIAN MBAPPÉ.

My favorite player of all time is CRISTIANO RONALDO.”

[𝘧𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵 @fedeagent]

Yeah it’s gonna be Tchouameni

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 CONFIRMED: Real Madrid are considering a BIG SALE in MIDFIELD.

All signs point to Aurélien Tchouaméni or Fede Valverde. @marca

[WolfRMFC @WolfRMFC]

Roberto Martinez ruined Belgium’s golden generation but still somehow managed to get a job with Portugal so he can ruin their golden generation too.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

They gave this clown the GOAT, a PL record holder, Champions League winners & Neto to manage

Embarrassing

[fan 🇵🇹 @NoodleHairCR7]

Argentina goal. Portugal goal.

[𝘧𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵 @fedeagent]

JOSE MOURINHO YOU CHANGED OUR LIVES 😭🤍

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 BREAKING: The centerbacks Real Madrid are considering are:

• Nico Schlotterbeck
• Ruben Dias
• Alesandro Bastoni.

@MarioCortegana

[𝘧𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵 @fedeagent]

I’m in tears Barca got rejected by their own academy player 😭😭😭😭😭

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 JUST IN: Barcelona and Atletico Madrid were working on the Marc Cucurella deal for MULTIPLE WEEKS, then Real Madrid came and BLEW EVERYTHING UP. @MatteMoretto

[Rk @RkFutbol]

🚨 BREAKING : Spain manager De La Fuente has decided to drop Cucurella from the Spain Worldcup squad due to technical reasons

Barcelona left back Alejandro Balde will replace him #Spain #WorldCup2026