Maya

probably reading romance

[daphne @defneorsomethin]

count orlok if he took the substance

[. @vampyreslvt]

he found me crying. he crew too. we both crode.

[trash jones @jzux]

“but it’s so beautiful outside!” ah but you see. it is also so beautiful inside

[Maya @federmonster]

If rubbing itchy eye bad why feel good

[Maya @federmonster]

Girls don’t want boys girls want a medicine cabinet with panels that can tilt towards each other so we can see the back of our hair

[Maya @federmonster]

Just saw a moth the size of my head it’s time to get tf out of texas

[Maya @federmonster]

The old white male urge to prop one foot up on the edge of the baggage claim carousel

[Maya @federmonster]

Old people and kids shouldn’t be allowed at airports. I’m not sorry!

[Maya @federmonster]

Mentally, I’m in the Even Stevens musical episode

[tre @treofpaperbacks]

no one is “bragging” about reading 200 books in a year, you’re just insecure

[Maya @federmonster]

The little man is VERY into #RHOP @BravoTV

[Maya @federmonster]

Day 1 of trying to get my dad to watch #VanderpumpRules

[Maya @federmonster]

@readingwsonia No one does insults like DJ James Kennedy

[Maya @federmonster]

I have watched this trailer an ungodly amount of times already. The artistry. The angles. The insults…10/10

[Vanderpump Rules 🏳️‍🌈 @sur_rules]

THE REUNION #pumprules

[Maya @federmonster]

People with super loud voices shouldn’t be allowed to speak in public places

[Maya @federmonster]

@KBChaoticBkTkr @storiesdontcare @lilpickles993 @Kirby_Bee_123 @LadyFrontbum @Safespace0007

[Maya @federmonster]

@thesarahgorman This looks like self tanner contouring gone horribly wrong

[Alexandria Bellefleur 🩷💜💙 @ambellefleur]

The entire cast of The Mummy (1999)

[Maya @federmonster]

@treofpaperbacks @COVERGIRL I stg if I ever see “wet slick” in a book